New Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito at Taco Bell

[Ed Hocken]

Which kind of dog food? Alpo or Kibbles n' bits?

[Anderson]

Which kind of dog food? Alpo or Kibbles n' bits?

Alpo. It makes its own gravy.

[Ed Hocken]

That's the kind of thing I want to hear.

[Nathan]

Trying the Combo burrito for lunch today

[Matt]

I need to take a power shit in about an hour.

fixed.

[Nathan]

Will advise. The burrito was kinda bland.

[Abraham Smashington]

What burrito did you try?

[Matt]

It's percolating in your guts now; foul gases are being generated as we speak that will require 'evacuation' within an hour.

You may as well crack a window now, Nathan.

[Nathan]

What burrito did you try?

The combo burrito. One of the new half pound things.

[Howard]

You may as well crack a window now, Nathan.

Crack a window? Only if he's in a car. I hope he doesn't work in cubicle space. Fortunately (for me) gas almost always waits until I get home (unfortunately for my other half). Dutch ovens rule though.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha.

[Nathan]

It's percolating in your guts now; foul gases are being generated as we speak that will require 'evacuation' within an hour.

You may as well crack a window now, Nathan.

There are no windows. Only a bridge.

[Matt]

light some incense, then.

[Ed Hocken]

And cause a gas explosion not seen in decades? Nice try.

[ScooterLaBeef]

The half pound nacho burrito for the win! So good!