New Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito at Taco Bell

[Matt]

I don't really have a choice on that. It tends to hit me every day at around 1pm, no matter WHAT I do. I had to get over that whole 'don't shit at work' thing a long, long time ago.

[Abraham Smashington]

Pooping while at work (e.g. - gettin' paid) is like catching the motherfuckin' invincibility star in Super Mario Bros.

QFT.

[Ed Hocken]

Will someone sig that, please.

Although the converse would taking a crap at school would be akin to getting the clap.

[Matt]

Will someone sig that, please.

Although the converse would taking a crap at school would be akin to getting the clap.

Couldn't do that, nosirreebob. We always had those open stalls at my schools, and there was no way that I was going to post a 'now showing' sign in front of my stall while I dropped a bomb.

[Abraham Smashington]

Couldn't do that, nosirreebob. We always had those open stalls at my schools, and there was no way that I was going to post a 'now showing' sign in front of my stall while I dropped a bomb.

No joke, that gave me a complex I still kinda have now.

[Howard]

I don't really have a choice on that. It tends to hit me every day at around 1pm, no matter WHAT I do. I had to get over that whole 'don't shit at work' thing a long, long time ago.

I feel for ya. I avoid certain foods (asian) for lunch during the week so that I don't have that issue. Never fails if I eat Chinese at lunch, by the time I get back to the office it hits. Trying to time it when no one else is in there is so hard.

Without being TOO graphic. For me Crohn's=extra gassy bowel movements. I just can't do that in front of anyone. If I have to then I'll drive to a gas station to use one of theirs. Shudder.

[Matt]

Without being TOO graphic. For me Crohn's=extra gassy bowel movements.

Me too. I share your embarrassment/discomfort over this issue. Luckily, the bathrooms here at work (both at my office and on the client site) are fairly private.

[B_Metal]

I'm the only guy in the building I work in and the clients don't use our restrooms. I poop at work daily. Money Money MOOOOOOONEY.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Oh man, I saw that last week when I was there grabbing a chilito. I don't know if I want all of my calories for the day in one awesome burrito. but goddamit, it looks glorious. haha

Asshole with your damn Chilitos!!!

[gravedigger]

I'm the only guy in the building I work in and the clients don't use our restrooms. I poop at work daily. Money Money MOOOOOOONEY.

This is the only acceptable scenario for work pooping. Work poopers are the worst.

[B_Metal]

This is the only acceptable scenario for work pooping. Work poopers are the worst.

And the funny thing is I still disinfect the seat and put a seat cover on. Never can be too careful, no telling which asshole was in there before you.

[Shit Dickface]

I just had this. Pretty unremarkable. I kinda hate myself now, though, for what it's worth.

- Mexican tater tots. Blah.
- Mine was kinda separated so I got the mouthfeel of the sour cream, bacon, nacho cheese, and meat in different-ish bites. I coulda mixed it, but what's the fucking point with something like this?
- I could probably take down another one if I wanted it. I don't want it.

[Abraham Smashington]

tis a shame. I want one at the moment because I'm drunk. Goddammit.

[Anderson]

Tastes like dog food. Not entirely unpleasant, though.

[Shit Dickface]

It's like dog food with potatoes and cheese.