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  • Originally posted by V View Post
    Remember Cray-Pas? Really soft artsy-fartsy crayons? Mash them up and they feel like turds.

    Can't say I do but I'll take your word about manufacturing an acceptable shit facsimile.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • Originally posted by Martin View Post
      Treat the roast like a lady you like. Take it slowly and smoothly, pair it with the stuff you think will fit best with it, and then let it simmer for the evening while the desire on each sides builds up. Then feast on it's flesh.
      Oooh,nicely put!
      “Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.”

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      • Originally posted by V View Post
        Remember Cray-Pas? Really soft artsy-fartsy crayons? Mash them up and they feel like turds.
        Ewww,not so nicely put. *giggle*
        “Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.”

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        • I made fried chicken strips last night and added a fuckton of cock sauce to the egg dip. I really should not...but I am making more tonight.

          Because I can.

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          • Had to click on link.
            Thought Vin was jizzing on his chicken.
            "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
            - Relationship Guru Matt.

            Check out my music, if you please:
            http://soundcloud.com/musicisgreen
            http://cmillermusic.tumblr.com/

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            • Originally posted by Chris Miller View Post
              Had to click on link.
              Thought Vin was jizzing on his chicken.
              Nope... but you'll jizz when you eat my loverly chicken!

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              • WARNING
                Only eat Vins chicken with tissues nearby.
                "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
                - Relationship Guru Matt.

                Check out my music, if you please:
                http://soundcloud.com/musicisgreen
                http://cmillermusic.tumblr.com/

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                • A sensible precaution...

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                  • or in the shower.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • Or only next to infertile women.
                      "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
                      - Relationship Guru Matt.

                      Check out my music, if you please:
                      http://soundcloud.com/musicisgreen
                      http://cmillermusic.tumblr.com/

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                      • cock sauce is amazing.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • Originally posted by Chris Miller View Post
                          Or only next to infertile women.
                          Or alone surrounded by Mountain Dew empties and week old pizza boxes.

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                          • My cock sauce is that one:

                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • Originally posted by Martin View Post
                              My cock sauce is that one:

                              How he loves les poissons...

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                              • Can't wait to go home and watch that link, Vin.
                                BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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