What did you have for dinner last night?

[Abraham Smashington]

ridiculous. But I was turned off the moment it mentioned mustard.

[Captain Russ]

You boob.

[Martin]

ridiculous. But I was turned off the moment it mentioned mustard.

*Insert cying Van Der Beek*

YOU SHAME ME IN YOUR DEPRECIATION OF MUSTARD. YOU'RE LIKE A MAN WHO PUNCHES KOALAS FOR FUN, ROB!

[Captain Russ]

I think I'm gonna try to do an In-N-Out burger. My guru haz a recipe for it. It looks insane as far as burgers goes.

And he has a Shake Shack burger recipe too.... (those ones I tasted before. So good...)

I too will embark on this journey of discovery.

[Martin]

He's the guy whose sliders recipe I tried. It's insane. And I've tasted Shake Shack on a NY trip. I ate there like 4 times. And now Kenji-Alt has a Double Shake Shake recipe!

As for the make-your-own-ground meat, it's optional I guess. Depends on the time you have, and if you cook your burger through, it doesn't matter.

[Captain Russ]

You have my eternal thanks for these links, Martin.

The sliders will be the buffer for the two epic burger recreations.

I AM KING FAT, WORSHIP MY JIGGLY ARMS

[Abraham Smashington]

Just don't like mustard.

[Martin]

KOALA PUNCHER.

As for the relish, your hatred of it makes you A PANDA RAPIST.

[Captain Russ]

Has it ever occurred to you that the mustard feels the same way?

You two should hang out, maybe play some skeeball.


Quash this beef.


END THIS MADNESS

[Martin]

Bah, I kid with Rob. The man's hatred of relish made him a legend in the 5 kingdoms.

There's few condiment that I hate. For me, I'm not a fan of mayo in a burger. Mayo-based sauce? No problem. Go figure....

[Captain Russ]

The treatment of mustard around these parts is a disgrace.

(The horse may be dead, but my arms still have the energy to swing the 2x4 like Hacksaw Jim Duggan)

[Martin]

And Rob, Kenji-Alt try to find a turkey burger that doesn't suck.

[B_Metal]

Mayo-mustard hybrid is my burger bread cover of choice. Relish is for hot dogs. PERIOD.

[Captain Russ]

Recreating the In-N-Out spread makes relish as vital to humanity's salvation as John Connor.

[B_Metal]

Never had in-n-out.