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  • #2941
    Originally posted by Nathan View Post
    Nothing puts a smile on Vin's face like an early morning KoalaPunch!
    Rep this man for his quote please...

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    • #2942
      Think I had too much Southern Fried Bald Eagle last night (burp).

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      • #2943
        You guys got any Ortolan around? I need some to put on some triscuits.
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #2944
          Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
          Rocked some awesome burgers last night and then rocked some awesome sex. So yeah, it was a good night.
          I would like to point out that there was appropriate amount of time between the eating the burgers and the sex.
          If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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          • #2945
            Sounds good, plus Rob didn't get confused and tried to fuck the burger.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #2946
              Originally posted by Lesley View Post
              I would like to point out that there was appropriate amount of time between the eating the burgers and the sex.
              Wrong...

              They are two great things that go great together!

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              • #2947
                Originally posted by Lesley View Post
                I would like to point out that there was appropriate amount of time between the eating the burgers and the sex.

                hahaha.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #2948
                  That you should be fucking the meat while your meat is being fucked?
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #2949
                    Aren't you supposed to wait 30 minutes after eating before boning?
                    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                    ~                    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                    • #2950
                      Never bothered me...

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                      • #2951
                        I just had a mental image of Vin, doggystyle, having a burger and fries, the whole thing spread out on the girl's ass, while he plows with one hand and eat with the other. Don't ask where the drink went.
                        BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                        • #2952
                          Originally posted by Martin View Post
                          Don't ask where the drink went.
                          It's better if you don't...

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                          • #2953
                            It gives a whole new meaning to the word "squirt".
                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • #2954
                              Originally posted by Martin View Post
                              It gives a whole new meaning to the word "squirt".
                              Again... it's better I don't offer details.

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                              • #2955
                                Juicy Loosey, INDEED!
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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