What did you have for dinner last night?

[Abraham Smashington]

YES

[Lisa]

Rob = Rageburgers.

[B_Metal]

Turkeyburgers=Sarah Palin & Tea Partiers.

[Martin]

Rob = Rageburgers.

Anderson = Rapeburger.

[Ed Hocken]

Okay assholes, I had a hamburger and there was a cop show with Michael Ironside on it at lunch. Where's the action?

[Abraham Smashington]

What was on the hamburger Ed, and where did you get it from?

[Ed Hocken]

Lettece, mayo, grilled onions, relish (Fuck off, I likes it), pickles, mustard

Seasoned with occasional dollops of Green Tobasco and ketchup

It was from Fatburger.

The cop show with Ironside on it was Cold Case.

[Howard]

You fucked up with the relish. No real man uses relish.

[Ed Hocken]

BULLSHIT!

Relish is awesome!

But perhaps this is why I have the taste in guys that I have.

[BillyG]

Lettece

No one is going to hit on someone eating this weird mutant garnish.

[Abraham Smashington]

Good work, kid. You'll get laid soon enough.

[Ed Hocken]

I needs something healthy on my burger. Shit people, I used to eat just meat and bread when I was younger. But it got boring.

[Howard]

BULLSHIT!

Relish is awesome!

But perhaps this is why I have the taste in guys that I have.

Howard is a real man.

Howard does not eat relish.

Therefore, real men do not eat relish.

Simple.

[Ed Hocken]

No it doesn't,

You're saying a real man can not eat relish. But not ALL real men dislike relish.

Either you, efff you for hating relish.

*Now looks for footage of Don Draper eating relish*

[Lisa]

Howard is a real man.

Howard does not eat relish.

Therefore, real men do not eat relish.

Simple.

That means that Lisa is a real man too.

(*Peeks between thighs to be sure*)