What did you have for dinner last night?

[nerdious dorkus]

Vodka makes for the crappiest vomiting.

[Matt]

All the alcohol I've ever vomited off of (JD, JB, Scotch) I don't drink anymore. I have a weird thing with vomiting. Thank god I haven't vomited off beer.

I'm the same way on rum and peach schnapps.

[BillyG]

I have only vomited due to overuse of Bushmills and some cheap as fuck sake.

[Abraham Smashington]

Scotch? Poor poor man. Let's hope you don't vomit after eating pussy, or else legions of women will commit seppuku.

Scotch only because I had about 10+ xanex in me at the same time.

[nerdious dorkus]

Scotch only because I had about 10+ xanex in me at the same time.

Good fucking game, sir. Good game.

[Martin]

Scotch only because I had about 10+ xanex in me at the same time.

Still, it's like you slept with Roseanne, and thus decided all women are unfuckable (like Tati, when I think of it...).

Dude.

WHISKY.

You're missing on it.

[nerdious dorkus]

Still, it's like you slept with Roseanne, and thus decided all women are unfuckable (like Tati, when I think of it...).

Dude.

WHISKY.

You're missing on it.

QFBT.

[Lisa]

Totally envious.

My mother used to make the best split pea soup that you've ever had. Lots of ham in it. She'd make a batch of it every 2-3 months or so and call me up to let me know. I'd come over and grab a couple of containers of it and just pound it.

Great, now I'm getting all verklempt again. This Saturday will be the second anniversary of her death.

Aww, hon, I'm so sorry. You can totally get verklempt on us. It's okay, we dry off easily!

[Abraham Smashington]

QFBT.

Nah, I'm fine with my microbrews. Don't really do hard liquor anymore. It always gets me in trouble.

[Lisa]

Spring break is over, so our classes have resumed. Which means I'm once again at the mercy of one of those lukewarm, shitty pizza slices across the street from my school. (*Sob!*)

[nerdious dorkus]

Nah, I'm fine with my microbrews. Don't really do hard liquor anymore. It always gets me in trouble.

Only if you're hitting on girls when Lesley's around. Solution: put Lesley out in the shed, and consume the whiskey.

[Shit Dickface]

I can only handle brown liquor anymore, which sounds really bad but vodka just sends me to another dimension.

[Abraham Smashington]

Only if you're hitting on girls when Lesley's around. Solution: put Lesley out in the shed, and consume the whiskey.

She's gonna love that.

[Matt]

Just pounded a Chipotle barbacoa burrito. Heartburn should be coming any time now.

[V]

Just pounded a Chipotle barbacoa burrito. Heartburn should be coming any time now.

Brings new meaning to "Into The Fire"...