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  • Done and done. I'm picturing with every order, you'd get a drill sergeant at every table "motivating" you to finish that puppy - "SUCK IT DOWN, MAGGOT! YOU ORDERED IT, YOU EAT IT!! ALL OF IT!!! WE DON'T WASTE FOOD HERE, FUCKWAD!!! CHEW IT!!! CHEW IT!!! CHEW IT!!!!"

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    • Originally posted by Dr. Rausch View Post
      FUCKING CAME

      I'm totally gonna fucking eat this fucking thing this summer.


      OH. MY. GAWD.

      WANT!
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • what is that and how do i get it in my mouth and butt thank you
        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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        • In Seattle. WOOT.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
            how do i get it in my butt thank you
            Sounds like a personal issue.
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            • I want that burger on my body. All over my body. Personal issues or not that shit is SEX. WANT.
              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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              • That did look pretty fucking amazing...need to get some burgers this week.
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                • Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                  Done and done. I'm picturing with every order, you'd get a drill sergeant at every table "motivating" you to finish that puppy - "SUCK IT DOWN, MAGGOT! YOU ORDERED IT, YOU EAT IT!! ALL OF IT!!! WE DON'T WASTE FOOD HERE, FUCKWAD!!! CHEW IT!!! CHEW IT!!! CHEW IT!!!!"
                  Is R. Lee Ermy going to be the celebrity spokesperson? Will the wait staff wear smokey the bear hats?
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                    Is R. Lee Ermy going to be the celebrity spokesperson? Will the wait staff wear smokey the bear hats?
                    For calling them "Smokey The Bear" hats, you can start knocking out them pushups, Ed...

                    Diamond pushups...

                    Do them until I get tired.

                    Keep going, fuck knuckle... I've got all day.

                    "Round Brown" is the preferred term, thank you...

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                    • we need to come up with some good names for the entrees at Vin's. Colorful, descriptive names.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • Originally posted by V View Post
                        For calling them "Smokey The Bear" hats, you can start knocking out them pushups, Ed...

                        Diamond pushups...

                        Do them until I get tired.

                        Keep going, fuck knuckle... I've got all day.

                        "Round Brown" is the preferred term, thank you...
                        How was I to know what the exact term was? I've read that's what they're called. At least the state police does.

                        In any case, *writes that shit down*
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • Let the nom noms hit the floor!
                          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                          • I would kill that shit...I will challenge anyone here to eating burgers...
                            Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                            • But it's Burger King, don't do it Bryan!
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                              • Yeah, I can kill some burgers too but fuck a Burger King in the face. I'd be sharting out of every porous inch of my body for weeks afterward if I ate that many BK patties.
                                "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                                "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                                *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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