True Blood Season 3

[gravedigger]

Whoever is responsible for DAW's no-nudity clause in her contract, please step forward so that I may brain thee.

SEriously. This is outrage.

[Abraham Smashington]

[BillyG]

Gonna jerk it hard when I get home, thanks Rob.

So the dude that already fought this witch during the Inquisition decides to walk down to the new witch that is possessed, with no back up (and wtf Bill's armed guards just took the night off and hey no need to GUARD THE PRISON) to see what's going on? This show is stupid. So stupid.

[BillyG]

I howled with laughter for a solid minute or so after Lafette's "exorcism" from his brujo boyfriend. God that was splendidly stupid but at least it gave us the "you welcome bitch!" line.

[Martin]

I awas glad to see that ghost black bitch who couldn't speak French for shit (is it THAT hard to find an Haitian actress????). Each time whe sang to the Evil Baby I was happy her character got killed. That white dude probably killed her because of that and the baby because he'd now be a retard because of the singing.

And this week, well, while I'm happy that the dumb brother is gone and now Merlotte is with Kickass Sexy Werewolf as the wife calls him, so that good. And Bald Cheap Werewolf is now sure to be killed by that duo now that he'll fuck Cheap 5$ Hooker Werewolf Girl.

The Hoyt/Jessica storyline is boring, as is the cop's hooked on V.

Glad to have Eric back. The vamp storyline is good.

Marnie is the worst villain. Ever.

[BillyG]

This episode had at least 3 laugh out loud at how retarded this has all become moments. Especially the omg force field devil face it's a latino thing moment with Jesus.

[Martin]

It's his MAGIC FACE. That really looked retarded.

[Martin]

I want that redhead to be naked NOW. She's like the only one that didn't do it yet.

[BillyG]

And she won't. Covered in her contract.

[Martin]

Fuck that show.

[Abraham Smashington]

I thought this fucker looked familiar.

[Nathan]

Holy Fuck that is amazing.

[BillyG]

Why in the fuck couldn't the rest of the season been half as good as the last 15 minutes tonight? SPOILAZ

Tara gets her fucking head split open with a 12 gauge. The werewolf wife gets said 12 gauge unleashed under her chin by Sookie. Eric and Bill have had their balls drop. Oh and....RETURN OF RUSSELL FUCKING EDGINGTON

[Nathan]

What Billy said.

[Martin]

What Billy said. TARA IS GONE! WOLF BITCH TOO!

And dare I say BEST RED RIDING HOOD EVER?????

I thought this fucker looked familiar.

You didn't know he was Meekus? It only makes him more awesome.