Dexter Season 5 (spoilers)

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh shit.

I dig that they are starting right where last season ended. It's gonna be a bitch to find someone as awesome as LITHGOWASS™ though.

[Ed Hocken]

I should have watched this when I had the chance. I can't wait to experience WELLERVISION™.

[Captain Russ]

They might just top themselves...or Dex finally goes to jail.

Just like Ernest.

[Ed Hocken]

I highly doubt Dex will become magnetic.

[Captain Russ]

Better that he keeps the giant steamer trunk filled with his killtoys closed just to be sure.

[V]

Better that he keeps the giant steamer trunk filled with his killtoys closed just to be sure.

He better move them out of the god damned shed!

[Captain Russ]

Looks like a redux of season 2 with Quinn channeling a shittier, whiter Doakes.

[Captain Russ]

Teaser for next week starring this motherfucker:

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, kind of a weak episode to start things off. I'd fucking kill if Doakes started to appear to Quinn like Obi-Wan.

"MOTHERFUCKER USE THE FORCE MOTHERFUCKER"

[Fil]

Agreed. This season premiere wasn't great. I expect better, next week.

[Captain Russ]

I think part of the problem was the flashbacks. At least in this episode. They were way in over their turrible quotient.

Rita found her soulmate after four minutes of awkward conversation with a dude sporting a hard-on for dismembering a fellow restaurant patron?

HURRRRDURRRR and get da fahk atta heah

[Captain Russ]

When's Crash Override and Hooleeah Stiles showin' up is my question.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also his kid's "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD" speech was lulzworthy. Horrible acting. Just turrible.

[Captain Russ]

They took away her Jonas Brothers/Teh Biebs trapper keeper for that scene.

It was her mertervershun.

[gravedigger]

I like how they dealt with Dexter's lack of emotion and his eventual break but, yeah, kind of boring. The preview for the rest of the season looked pretty good though.