Random TV that do not need their own threads...

[Ed Hocken]

And Ari just filled the cup

[Captain Russ]

Kirk Douglas is the father.

[Ed Hocken]

Also kind of funny that we should be in chat discussing this but ehhhhh fuck it.

[gravedigger]

Now accepting: Natalie Portman's cleavage.

Also, these new nomination speeches are only slightly less awful than the "let's bring five people on stage to do this" thing from last year.

[Captain Russ]

The queen did not enjoy the film

[Ed Hocken]

And Colin Firth wins, shocking, I know.

[Captain Russ]

About as shocking as Amidala not thanking Jorge and his necksack.

[Captain Russ]

Holy fucking shit

It's a dinosaur

Jesus Christ

What teh fuck?

[Ed Hocken]

Most likely Harvey Weinstein bought himself another Oscar, the fat fuck.

[Ed Hocken]

And I'm right

[Captain Russ]

Yup

[Ed Hocken]

And thing is, I'm sure King's Speech is a very good movie. So any animosity towards it is complete bullshit. It's just the stupid fucking nature of this nonsense horse race.

[Captain Russ]

Happy they can shove it back in the faces of the pricks who cut the UK Film Council.

EDIT: Dreams do come true.

Sad songs are nature's onions.

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[B_Metal]

No big comments about the winners but maybe the show would run more on time if they didn't have to introduce a person who in turn introduces the person who introduces the nominees.

WTF Academy??

[Captain Russ]

Of all the idiocy they are called out on, this year was pretty light on fuck-ups.

What I wouldn't give for the ghost of Jack Palance to punch everyone out...

*Palance walks up during Billy Crystal's segment*

"Don't forget your lucky...





DECK!"

*BAM*