True Blood

[Abraham Smashington]

What the fuck happened to Snoop? He's been a fucking joke since he left Death Row to get with No Limit.

[Captain Russ]

Doggie Fizzle was great, especially when I was high.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

(Blame Suge. He fucked it all up while he had the most amazing stable of rappers since NWA.)

[Abraham Smashington]

Doggie Fizzle was only good when high. But yeah, I agree with Suge BS.

[Ingrid]

Wow. I wonder if he's really a fan of the show, or if he did it for the cash...

[Captain Russ]

Knowing Snoop, it's a little bit of both.

[B_Metal]

Snoop raps for pay. It's the only way I can explain California Girls and his existence on that bubble gum bullshit, either that or he got to rail Katy Perry in the ass which in that case all is forgiven.

[Captain Russ]

Needs more chainsaw-wielding Jessica and less ten course bloodmeal.

[Ingrid]

Agreed. I'm wondering if the setting Lorraina on fire was a day-dream?

And Sookie's line about Bill walking through the door and saying her name the way he does was fan-tastic.

[BillyG]

Lafayette makes all the painful time spent with goofy ass kings and dinners worth it. He was killing it at the care facility.

[Ingrid]

Holy FUCK! The scene at the end?!

And it blew Nathan's mind that the British vampire(James Frain) played Forney in 'Where the Heart Is.'

[Captain Russ]

Now that is how you hatefuck...

(This trash is reaching epic levels of over-the-top.)

[BillyG]

I don't know what they were trying to achieve with the neck twisting, but it had my sister and I laughing out loud. Totally ridiculous.

[Ingrid]

My question is, if he hates her so much, why not just stake her and glamor a human to take the blame?

[gravedigger]

Holy FUCK! The scene at the end?!

And it blew Nathan's mind that the British vampire(James Frain) played Forney in 'Where the Heart Is.'

THAT'S where I knew him from! Where is Bill's human wife from? She looked really familiar too.

The hatefuck scene was weird/laughable. The pained scream at the end was the best.

But here's a question- why does the "you have to invite me in" rule exist when a vampire can just charm their way in? That seems like a pretty big loophope. Yes, I'm completely overthinking this.

[Ingrid]

It's ok, Nathan asked the same question. I responded with something intelligent like, "I don't know, honey, it's a tv show."