Wrasslin'

[Captain Russ]

The one where he's mimicking riding a chopper is superior.

Backstroke Hulk ain't no joke though.

[B_Metal]

Mr. Irvine appreciates a nice pair of shiny pants.

[Captain Russ]

Apropos of nothing, goddammit Sheamus bores me to tears.

[B_Metal]

Sheamus suffers from UptehHaitchesbutt syndrome, which usually results in a massive push then a return to mediocrity.

[Captain Russ]

Skipping a step would be nice.

Also: what the fuck was that promo? Scott Steiner is in a Rock suit.

[Captain Russ]

JOHNCENA DOESN' GET ANYAHMY SYMPY.

[B_Metal]

Rocks first promo wasn't terrible but the rest tonight from both has been blech. Cena's all but paints the picture of him turning heel with his "I MUST WIN" schtick. What's the chances they actually pull the trigger on that?

[Captain Russ]

The more boring this gets, the greater the chance of a swerve.

(But then, Vince still carries the CENAWINSLOL banner high above his oily pecs and buttchin)

[Captain Russ]

OH GOD, IT'S A FUCKING TRAVELOGUE

[B_Metal]

Yep, and he high steps like Santino when he carries it around on a victory lap. RE VINCE'S SIGN.

And they're trying to redo all those Stone Cold "from location" promo's that they've shittily redone over the last 15 years.

[B_Metal]

I'm going to make a prediction that these two are gonna run their gobsmackers and not shit else is gonna happen. Cena will reek of teh butthurtz and Rock will electrify in the same method that he has since his return. In short it'll look like a formulaic sequel.

[Captain Russ]

They've made what should have been a sure fucking thing and run it into the ground.

#WWECreative

[Captain Russ]

Looks like someone stole his damn sweetroll.

#SKYRIMMIN'

[Captain Russ]

Yep. They stole his damn sweetroll.

[B_Metal]

Cena getting the last word. There's a surprise.