So many dead people....

[Abraham Smashington]

Well all know you stroke the cockgun, not cock the cockgun.

[Ari]

Well cock on me!

[Howard]

Nothing has hit the webs yet but a source tells me that Elizabeth Taylor has passed. We'll see if this source can be trusted shortly, I suppose.

[Anderson]

Nothing has hit the webs yet but a source tells me that Elizabeth Taylor has passed. We'll see if this source can be trusted shortly, I suppose.

Let me dig into this.

[Anderson]

Let me dig into this.

Nothing on the wires or on local news in her resident cities.

[Lisa]

I'm sure Troy has much better sources than I do, but I don't see anything on Associated Press or CNN.com either.

[Ed Hocken]

Nothing on Yahoo or TMZ.

Plus, I'd like to envision Troy working in a newsroom complete with Telex machines and those clocks on the wall that list different time zones.

[Martin]

I imagine Troy working in a secret lair inside a volcano with fembots and jellybeans.

[Ed Hocken]

That too,

It's a combination of the lair from The Incredibles and the newsroom from State of Play.

[Lisa]

That would be fun! Not so much the fembots, but the jellybeans for sure.

[Matt]

I picture Troy living in a Kung Fu Palace, holding yearly tournaments for his amusement while secretly plotting to take over the world.

Troy, you have our gratitude!

[Anderson]

It's a more of a Batcave crossed with Lou Grant's office.

Jack shit in regards to Taylor.

[Lisa]

See, my lair would be like the inside of Jeannie's bottle. Such is the battle of the sexes.

[Nathan]

Not yet, but...........
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/27...spital/?hpt=T2

[Captain Russ]

Soon the Wraith will be.