So many dead people....

[V]

After the rain, of course.

So, you want me to waterboard them?

[Lisa]

(*Hides Gunnar and Matthew under the bed, pre-blood letting*)

[Timothy225]

Only if you feel like it, Vin. You just got back from a long trip, you might be a little jet lagged or tired. Just take it easy, but have fun. Also, remember to share - let B decide who gets it first, maybe let him clean your blades, if he's careful.

Oh, and silly Lisa! How are you going to hide both Gunnar AND Matt under your bed? Don't you know that'd be the first place Vin would look?

Such a goose!

[V]

(*Hides Gunnar and Matthew under the bed, pre-blood letting*)

If I can't get them one way, then I'll get them another way...

Lise? You might want to be running right about now.

*gets on radio*

Bumblebee 5-2, this is Headhunter 6... your target is painted IR. Target Package Golf, I say again, Golf. Copy?

*static* Headhunter, Bumblebee. Copy. I see your target. 20 seconds. Guns. Guns. Guns. *static*

[Timothy225]

Lisa comes home later tonight to see her apartment's been riddled with bullet holes. Running upstairs in a panic, As she calls "GUNNAR?! MATT?!", she opens her door... to find Edison looking up at her. "Oh, very nice, Mom. Very nice. You're worried about those two, and not about my din-din? The hell, Mom? Those two? Yeah, their screams and thrashing disturbed my nap. Oh, and don't get me started on the 'cleaner' that came in afterwards. Sure, he got out the bloodstains and stuff, but c'mon. Not one head rub or scratch behind the ears?

I'm just sayin' after this inconvenience, I demand cookies after din-din. Don't give me that look - y'know how hard it is to get back into a nap? And you think YOU work hard..."

[Martin]

Dick Winters of Band of Brothers passed away at 92.

That one made me sad.

[Abraham Smashington]

RIP Peter Fonda.

[Captain Russ]

lol

(shitty news about the deceased though)

[BillyG]

I don't know if Rob is being clever or dense.

[Captain Russ]

I hope the former.

[B_Metal]

Now that I see Vin is in, I believe we should be talking about how we will off Matthew and Gunnar. I prefer starting with shaving the heads just to torment Lisa. Then we de-fingernail them. After that Vin's off his leash and let him do what he's been trained to do......which is be awesome!!

[B_Metal]

I don't know if Rob is being clever or dense.

It's a conundrum.

[Matt]

Crazy Larry is still alive, Rob.

[Abraham Smashington]

*sniff sniff* I was trying to be clever.

I FAIL.

*cocks shotgun*

[Ari]

*sniff sniff* I was trying to be clever.

I FAIL.

*cocks cockgun*

I made it better for you.