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Dude's music accompanied alot of bj's I received back in the day. *snaps on off in respect*
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson -
"You've got cock on your mind and cum on your breath"Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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THISOriginally posted by Buff Headcheese View PostBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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All the comments on Houston Press are about saving his dick and cloning it.Comment
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Thing was a beast."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I miss reading the Houston Press.
- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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So....why don't you read it? Houstonpress.comComment
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hahaOriginally posted by BillyG View Post"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Not the same. It was my bathroom reading material.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Now I just post as I poop.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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*raises a fist in solidarity*Originally posted by Howard View Post"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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I forgot the guy was hung like a horse.
Thank you for raising the inch ratio for the white people, Mr.Steele. Your penis will not be forgotten.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Why anyone cares about the size of his tool is beyond comprehension.Originally posted by Martin View PostOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Because it was ridiculous. I once had a girl comment "I wish your penis was as big as Peter's" to which I said "I wish you were as skinny as your sister"."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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