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  • I'm cribbing mine from Henson.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
      I imagine Rob wants to go the way he lived, by fucking.

      Dying while in the middle of sex? Classy way I find.
      But then Lesley has to live with the trauma of having had him croak on top of her!
      2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

      INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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      • Good point, a dead body is still a body. That could be a lot of weight to shove off. You could be trapped under dead Rob! Good lord!
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • Nah, I'll go out while she's rocking me reverse cowgirl style.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • So, it'll be a very awkward dismount then.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • YESSSS
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Let's check with the judges for the results.
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • 9.0 8.5 7.0 9.0
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • "Meanwhile, Jennifer Schwalbach survived a horrible ordeal where she was pinned under Kevin Smith's dead, naked body for EIGHT DAYS! Let's go to Jim in the studio for this gripping tale of life, love, loss, and temporary cannabalism in the name of survival!"
                    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                    • They could call it ALIVE 2
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • ALIVE 2: GODDAMMIT HARLEY QUINN AND JASON MEWES JUST PUSH FROM THE SIDE
                        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                        • Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
                          "Meanwhile, Jennifer Schwalbach survived a horrible ordeal where she was pinned under Kevin Smith's dead, naked body for EIGHT DAYS! Let's go to Jim in the studio for this gripping tale of life, love, loss, and temporary cannabalism in the name of survival!"
                          AAAAHHHH!!! SHE HAD TO EAT HER WAY OUT!!!! AAAAUUUUUGHHH!!!
                          2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                          INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                          • "I tried to scream but alls I got was a mouth full of flab!"

                            Of course, if such a thing were to occur. He died with the coat on.
                            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                            • Why the hell was he naked?

                              Was she cleaning him with the sadly patented Rag on a Stick Technologyâ„¢?
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • Sex, because he bangs her a lot and he totally got laid in case you didn't hear/read/smell him talking about having lots of sex with his not-fat wife.
                                "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                                "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                                ~
                                *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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