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[Ed Hocken]

If there's one thing I hate about shitty tats, it's seeing numerous small shitty tats.

[Ed Hocken]

Nathan Rabin listens to the commentary on Big Money Rustlas

[Howard]

I'd fuck Biebers dad.

[Ed Hocken]

Please tell me it's one those "I usually want steak, but every so often I want White Castle at 3 AM after ten beers" like situations?

[Howard]

I didn't say he could spend the night. Nice body. I'd tap it.

[Timothy225]

C'mon, Ed. Dude's rocking a fuzzy purple hat. Tell me you don't feel all warm and tingly.

[Ed Hocken]

*Checks on Little Ed*

Nope

[Timothy225]

Then you're just DEAD inside, Ed. DEAD, I say! That or you have discerning taste. Either or.

[Ed Hocken]

Hey, Howard can have him. Not for me, at all.

Pound'em like a drill press for all of us, Howard.

[Lisa]

Please tell me it's one those "I usually want steak, but every so often I want White Castle at 3 AM after ten beers" like situations?

Now now, Ed. Howard has been in and out of the hospital lately. Could still be some raging fever lingering behind that's making his brain all squirrely.

[Howard]

Come on. The guy's body is smoking. Sure, he dresses like a douche but for what I have planned, no clothes are required.

[Timothy225]

Blast it Howard! He not just a slab of meat for you to use and throw on the scrap heap, with all the other men you've destroyed over the years! He has a mind and FEELINGS!

Heartbreaker.

[Howard]

Obviously he doesn't have a mind or feelings. You saw what he was wearing, right?

[Captain Russ]

Obviously he doesn't have a mind or feelings. You saw what he was wearing, right?

We would have also accepted "You've seen his offspring, right?"

[Ed Hocken]

For once, I agree with Oliver Reed here.