Random links!

[Nathan]

That is pimp.

[Nathan]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/08/09...ex.html?hpt=C2

HAHAHAHA. This was me last week.

[BillyG]

Was just about to post that Nathan. He is my fucking hero. I wish I had one of those slides out my office window.

[Abraham Smashington]

haha awesome.

[Lisa]

Yup, that's the guy I posted about yesterday on the NY thread. You should hear our newscasters here - they can barely keep from cracking up during the newscasts!

[nerdious dorkus]

FUCKING HOPA.

[BillyG]

Already proved to be fake. She is fucking smoking though.

[Timothy225]

Fake or not, that's a pretty slick way to quit a job.

[nerdious dorkus]

Already proved to be fake. She is fucking smoking though.

The chuztpah of that HOPA!

[Abraham Smashington]

I fucking hate The chive.

[gravedigger]

I'd never heard of that site before this hoax but that girl is way hot. I'll visit there if they put her in more stuff.

[Timothy225]

She looks like one of the college interns we had here a year or two back. She was smoking hot, too.

[Ed Hocken]

The comments on this article are GOLD.

And this post is pure win:

The first ejaculate springs forth, sounding like a muted orgasm it doesn't thrill completely and hits the theater chair.

Frame 161, Mr. Reubens stops jacking as he hears something. The Trench Coat Man in the seat ahead of him, head turns slightly to the right. Frame 193, the second shot narrowly misses Trench Coat Man sleeve hem. Frame 225, Reubens focused on the projected porn image, you can see that he's obviously beginning to orgasm, raising one arm up fist clenched.

The third cum shot, frame 232, Reubens arches his back pulling him downward and forward. Trench Coat Man, you'll notice shows no signs at all of being hit. He is visibly holding his untainted diet Coke, which is impossible if his wrist has been splattered. Trench coat man is turning here now, frame 238 the fourth shot. It misses the popcorn box and takes Trench Coat Man in the back. This is the shot that proves there were two men with cocks out. Trench Coat Man yells out "My God! They are going to goo us all." Another shot in the air silently falling on sticky floor. The sixth and most wonderful ecstasy shot, frame 313 hits Trench Coat Man on the face from the front. This is the key shot. Reubens going back and to his right. Cumming from the front and right.

Totally inconsistant with the shot from the man sitting beside behind the left beside the grassy potted fern. From there... back and to the left... back and to the left... back and to the left.

[Abraham Smashington]

HAHAHA. I read that earlier. Great stuff.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm reading that at work and I barely can contain myself.