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[Lisa]

OMG, DON'T WALK PAST PACKS OF CIGARETTES!

Also, you'll die from the fourth hand smoke in my Bette Davis avatar.

[nerdious dorkus]

Sleek, sexy mouse:

  Spoiler: Not sexy enough for you? 

[B_Metal]

WINNAR

[Lisa]

Subtle.

[Captain Russ]

This must happen, or the clown rapists that stole the Predator cloaking technology will win.

Ranger vs. Soldier?

WHOYAGOT?

[Abraham Smashington]

HOLY FUCK. TOMMY GOT BUFF.

Bring that shit...I'll pay to watch that.

[gravedigger]

Hell yeah. I wonder if he has the White Ranger hidden in any of his tattoos.

[nerdious dorkus]

He won his first MMA match.

You don't fuck with the Green Ranger.

[Captain Russ]

JCVD's gonna need a bathtub full of cocaine, those Guile MURIKANFLAG tattoos, his jerimullet, and Hammerpants to win.

The Spirit of Bolo compels him.

[Ed Hocken]

Kevin Smith too fat to fly Southwest

[gravedigger]

Maybe he was a security risk in that he's "famous", not fat? Or maybe there was some kind of weight issue and they couldn't/didn't want to chuck the luggage.

Either way, Silent Bob needs to lose some weight. Dude is ENORMOUS.

[Ed Hocken]

Nope, Southwest claims he was so fat he couldn't put down the arm rests. It was clearly a fatass issue.

I feel bad for the wife. She has to hit that.

[V]

Well...

wheelbarrows full of cash can be quite the aphrodisiac.

[gravedigger]

Well, if it was a thing with not getting down the armrest just charge him for another seat and call it a day.

[Shit Dickface]

Nope, Southwest claims he was so fat he couldn't put down the arm rests. It was clearly a fatass issue.

I feel bad for the wife. She has to hit that.

She looks like Gollum. I still laugh about her playing the "hot" girlfriend in Clerks 2 and looking like a horse. Brian O'Halloran probably still wakes up screaming in a cold sweat at night.