Random links!

[Ed Hocken]

You may be right, Jeff.

[FilmNerdJamie]

China and Japan leading in penis size? I doubt this graphic.

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Presumably they pulled this scientific information from hundreds of hours of dick measurings?

[PHEDG]

ha! "Pulled"

My guess is the condom companies.

[V]

"The name is Goldstein. Tonto Goldstein!"

What? No one remembers that joke?

[Timothy225]

Steven Wright joke, right?

One day I got on the bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl. I sat beside her.

I said, 'Hi', And she said, 'Hi', and then I said, 'Nice day, isn't it?'.

And she said, 'I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.'

So I asked, 'What's the problem?' She replied, 'I can't tell you. I don't even know you.'

I said, 'Well, sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.'

So she said, 'Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, my name is Denise.'

I said, 'Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein.'

[V]

Nah... I heard it when I was a kid.

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a spectacular gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As if his prayers were answered, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was this most beautiful woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"

"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"It's Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!"

[Ed Hocken]

Zing!

[Timothy225]

Indeed. Well, either or, it's still funny!

[Howard]

A slightly different map.

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

[Timothy225]

Damn, we seem to have cornered the market on D cups for the most part.

Now, which country has the best legs?

[B_Metal]

I know Brazil has to have the ass crown.

[Ed Hocken]

Damn, we seem to have cornered the market on D cups for the most part.

The research must have been done by these guys:

[Matt]

I know Brazil has to have the ass crown.

this.

[Timothy225]

Ed, I owes ya rep!

[PHEDG]

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