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[Captain Russ]

That problem is positively quaint in comparison to their scattin' and beeboppin' fetish.

Best article? Best article. 50 Wastes of Huge Manatee Currently Living Here As Expounded On By The Biggest Misanthrope Since Andy Rooney.

[Nathan]

Awesome:
1) You
Charges: Your brain’s been cobbled together over millions of years of blind evolution and it shows. You’re clumsy, stupid, weak and motivated by the basest of urges. Your MO is both grotesquely selfish and unquestionably deferential to questionable authority. You’re not in control of your life. You wear your ignorance like a badge of honor and gleefully submit to oppression, malfeasance and kleptocracy. You will buy anything. You will believe anything. You believe that evolution is a matter of belief. You likely scrolled down to #1, without reading the rest, because you’re an impatient, semi-literate Philistine who’s either unable or unwilling to digest more than 140 characters at a time. You think Epic Beard Man is a national hero and that Bradley Manning might be Eli and Payton’s brother. You believe in American exceptionalism despite the contrary, compelling and overwhelming evidence. You tacitly partake in all manner of atrocity without batting a lash. You’re actively participating in our species’ extinction and you’re either in denial or you just don’t give a shit. You escape into every sort of mind-numbing distraction and ridiculous, convoluted fantasy, so you don’t have to face the bitter, terrifying fact that your life is utterly meaningless.
Aggravating factors: The careers of Rush Limbaugh, Oprah Winfrey, John Stossel and Justin Bieber; the success of The Secret, “Medium” and Atlas Shrugged; the election of Rand Paul; the existence of Kentucky, Texas and “Sarah Palin’s Alaska.”
Sentence: Bad teeth, an affinity for afternoon tea and the guilt-plagued, nostalgic psyche of a fallen empire.

[BillyG]

http://gawker.com/5738725/biggest-ne...-happening-now

Now we know why Lisa has been indisposed.

[V]

God help you if you're not 'papaya fresh'!

may be nsfw...

[Lisa]

http://gawker.com/5738725/biggest-ne...-happening-now

Now we know why Lisa has been indisposed.

(*Hoses off blood from driveway*) Hmmm, what? Oh, hey! (*Waves piano wire*)

[PHEDG]

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[Ed Hocken]

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[PHEDG]

Yeah why now weed beer yet?

[Ed Hocken]

Is smoking a J and drinking beer that difficult that you need to have both combined?

[Ed Hocken]

Lemmy from Motorhead on the current state of LA's strip joints and titty bars.

[Captain Russ]

Coming soon...a giant wooden badger filled with weed.

Smugglers with "medieval catapult" nabbed at border.

[B_Metal]

Daddy like.

[Timothy225]

The recoil from that must be a bear and a half. Still now we know what to get Vin for Christmas!

[BillyG]

I've shot a Judge. I would NOT want to shoot this.

[V]

Hardly concealable... but probably fun as fuck.