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[Captain Russ]

laughed my ass off at this. Thanks!

[Matt]

We need to get Isaac on THIS boat: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41026586...lbar?GT1=43001

[Matt]

Let's just end the world now: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...an/?test=faces#

[Ed Hocken]

Nathan Rabin review's Snooki's book

The comments are unbelievable. Including this one:

My entry in the "Win a job as Snookie's ghost writer" contest:

"The viscous miasma that burped from mine own horrid depths bespoke a of a legion of undigestable meatballs copulating with a wretched cohort of Jagger shots and siring a bastard child composed of stink and slight greasy anal leakage that stained my thong strap and filled the disco with an eye stinging stench familiar to only the most vile back streets betwix the benighted towns of Elizabeth and Perth Amboy, New Jersey."

[Ed Hocken]

There's a strain of Chuck Norris weed going around.

[Howard]

Jurassic Park isn't too far off....

[BillyG]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Ed Hocken]

It is not looking good for Steve Jobs.

I knew this guy was thin but holy shit is he a walking skeleton.

[Lisa]

Jurassic Park isn't too far off....

Oh good... I'm looking forward to seeing the wooly mammoth section at Petco.

It is not looking good for Steve Jobs.

I knew this guy was thin but holy shit is he a walking skeleton.

Yeah, but the cancer rumors have been swirling around for the past year or so - I thought it was pretty much the world's worst kept secret that he was probably sick. He does look awful, the poor guy.

[Captain Russ]

Jurassic Park isn't too far off....

One way or another, there will be a new food on the menu soon.

Today, mammoth steak. Tomorrow, BRONTOBURGERS.

(Though I don't know why they're doing this. I mean it only has 4 DNA memo groups. COME ON)

[V]

It is not looking good for Steve Jobs.

I knew this guy was thin but holy shit is he a walking skeleton.

Well, when you buy a black-market liver from an executed Chinese political prisoner... you get what you pay for.

Buyer beware, dude.

[Mike]

FOR JAKE:
http://threewordphrase.com/logic.htm

[Ed Hocken]

Well, when you buy a black-market liver from an executed Chinese political prisoner... you get what you pay for.

Buyer beware, dude.

Huh, you would think with his wealth. He'd be able to score a liver from Europe.

[Captain Russ]

Black Out
German Police Pick up Drunken Owl

We took it to a local bird expert who has treated alcoholized birds before

MANWHAT

[Ed Hocken]

Germany is just weird that way.