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  • #31
    Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

    "Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure. "


    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #32
      Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

      I lied.

      "Oh, the media monkies and their junky junkies will invite you to their plastic pantomine... throw their invites away."
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #33
        Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

        Did I hear some Idiocracy in there?
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        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #34
          Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

          Hmmm... I just received a of these text messages and some of these just arnt scarrying me.
          "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

          "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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          • #35
            Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

            Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef
            Hmmm... I just received a of these text messages and some of these just arnt scarrying me.
            Scott! Slow down and proof read!!!
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #36
              Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

              Thats what happens when I have a fucked up boss name Mina that is always walking in and watching me... no time for proooof reading her but if Rob and CJ and can put up a spell check button that would help.
              "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

              "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

              Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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              • #37
                Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                oh snaps. I can look to see if we can install one.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #38
                  Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                  Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef
                  no time for proooof reading her
                  Whoa there buddy!
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                    Is that some sort of new slang you Cali residents are using? haha
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #40
                      Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                      yes, it's called retardenedd from all the smog.
                      "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                      "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                      Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                      • #41
                        I am going to teach you the meaning of commitment. Fourteen years ago I was forced to make a commitment to an eight by nine cell, now you are going to be forced to make a commitment. You could say I'm hear to save you. -Max "MUTHAFUCKING" Cady, Cape Fear 1991
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                        • #42
                          Hello. This is Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of That's My Mama.
                          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                          • #43
                            "SEXUAAAAL CHOCOLATE!!!"

                            All the while stamping your feet, preferably wearing a badass baby blue tux.

                            Then, drop the phone like Chris Rock drops his mic.
                            Me quick one want slow

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