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  • #16
    Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

    Oh Blue Velvet indeed.
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    • #17
      Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

      Blue Velvet... sorry never seen it, how could I have missed a dennis hopper movie? Ari.. do you own so I can borrow, I'm not cool enough to use NetFlix.
      "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

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      • #18
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        Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with.

        ~ Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

        You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

        ~ Full Metal Jacket
        "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

        "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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        • #19
          Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

          Fuck yes man, Little Monsters! Oh Howie Mandel.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #20
            Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

            "Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!"
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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            • #21
              Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

              Nice Nathan. Those are the kinds of lines I'm talking about. Completely random. Haha.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #22
                Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                5 imaginary dollars to the person who id's the film that is from.
                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                  Fear and Loathing. Booyah!
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #24
                    Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                    Fear and Loathing?

                    Freaked?

                    EDIT: Damn you, Rob!!!
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                      Well done gents.
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                        Got a great one from Blazing Saddles, but I'm a little gun shy to type it. It's uh, a little, uh, well, you know.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                          Dude, Blazing Saddles is a classic. I think we all know what kind of language you're talking about when it comes to that movie.
                          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                            "Sorry about the Up Yours _______." and then the rest about the pie.
                            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                            • #29
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                              "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em! Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit."
                              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Random line from a flick that would make a wrong number freak out.....

                                Last one, I promise.

                                "Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And them the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it."
                                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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