Random Image Thread: The Thread of Random Images That Don't evoke WTFs nor LOLs

[BillyG]

[B_Metal]

Lionel Richie teapot = genius
Nic Cage weirdo = serial killer

[Lisa]

Lionel Richie teapot = genius
Nic Cage weirdo = serial killer

True.





Random shit. GET IT????

[Lisa]

Oh, and by the way - my absolute favorites on here are the cat touching the hand of God, and the Gillian/Nigella comparison. Excellent stuff!

[Lisa]

[Captain Russ]

Cabbagehead is god-tier.

Sort of on topic, boring Del Griffith-ian anecdote: Macdonald's breakdown at Thanksgiving with the "SEVEN FINGERS" still brings me to tears.

[Captain Russ]

[Lisa]

Dog balls on the iPhone is priceless!

Of course, I know you really bumped it for the "Catholic School Girl Tickle Fight". Just keep in mind, your "Catholic School Girl Tickle Fight" is my "Matt Dillon from 'The Outsiders'".

[B_Metal]

Why can't my "catholic school girl tickle fight" include Matt Dillon? Damn it Lisa, why must it always be one of the other?

[Lisa]

Because MY version of a Matt Dillon Tickle Fight doesn't involve young nubile Catholic school girls. It involves a chubby, middle-aged admin assistant from Queens.

[Captain Russ]

I can never see Matt Dillon as anything but Pat Healy.

[Lisa]

I can never see Matt Dillon as anything but Pat Healy.

Oh, sweetie, then you haven't seen "Wild Things". That's all I'm saying'.

[Captain Russ]

I have. A very specific minute and a half of Wild Things involving Denise Richards and champagne.

[B_Metal]

Because MY version of a Matt Dillon Tickle Fight doesn't involve young nubile Catholic school girls. It involves a chubby, middle-aged admin assistant from Queens.

Why can't the chubby, middle-aged admin assistant from Queens be dressed as a young nubile catholic school girl? DAMNIT LISA, THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX!!!!

[Timothy225]

I always pegged Lisa as more of an "Outsiders" or "Rumble Fish" Matt Dillon fan. Or "Flamingo Kid" Matt Dillon fan. Maybe "Tex" Matt Dillon, too. Films where Dillon had that bad boy streak.

As for Wild Things - Neve Campbell was SMOKING in that flick.