dude he was in nam... where he watched some charlie piss on his friend's head. my dad is scary as all hell. just the amount of guns he had laying around the house in a city that usually considered one of the safest cities in america is disturbing.
This is a direct quote from ari to me in 7th grade no joke " The dog ate the rock because he thought it was meat"
I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
Sometimes I just want to grab my skateboard and solve the death of my asian stepbrother with the help of my friend while he drives his Pizza Hut truck.
*first person to guess what movie this is gets an imaginary high five from Jesus!
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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