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Sung to the Oingo Boingo classic "Dead Man's Party":
It's a mor-mon's party
It'll be a bore
Their whole family's comin', leave your liquor at the door
Leave your liquor and weed at the door . . .
(We're gonna play on our Wii)Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Sorry Ari, the cool kids these days post over at The Onion A.V. Club. Which for some reason never fails to make me laugh a lot.Originally posted by Ari View Post"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Waffles touch my pee-pee, make kitty go PURRRR!"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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I need to go to the bathroom, but I almost just wanna piss my pants to remind myself how it feels."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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If I hit the lottery*, I'd buy Olivia Munn and make her follow Rob everywhere.
*of course not realistic but whatever."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Warm. Then you have to change. It's not worth it.Originally posted by Jake View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Pissing on yourself whilst sleeping feels great till you wake up. Thanks for that Everclear!"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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I can honestly say that no matter how fucked up I've been, either on drugs or alcohol, I've never pissed or shit myself. SO I have that going for me."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Never smoked a doob in my life. Probably will end up staying that way."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I call bullshit.Originally posted by EdHocken"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Indeed, it would be."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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lulz indeed." -Devin Faraci"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Which is why if ever find myself asked by Paul Sorvino in a job interview if I ever had a guy smoke my pole. Gonna have to check the box marked "yes"."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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