Official Fuck Oprah thread

[BillyG]

"And another thing WOMEN do is..."

Turn my bed into a furnace. Oprah needs to do a special on that. Stop turning my bed into the underbelly of the Titanic! GOSH WOMEN!

[Captain Russ]

this is a bad thread you guys

You're a towel

[B_Metal]

But it's easy to happen. It's a very fine line to go from "Yeah, Oprah sucks!" to "And another thing WOMEN do is..."

*Runs off to start the Official Fuck Women thread so this one doesn't become a cluster-fuck*

[IggytheBorg]

WTF have I started here? *Facepalm*

[B_Metal]

I would hope that no one here would actually start a fuck women thread. Fuck Oprah? No problem, she not human.

[Lisa]

*Runs off to start the Official Fuck Women thread so this one doesn't become a cluster-fuck*

I'll drag you back by the testicles.

[Shit Dickface]

oprah probably got that goooooood pussy

[B_Metal]

I know my response should be OUCH, but all I could think was "Lisa said testicles." Lulz

[Timothy225]

I'll drag you back by the testicles.

Don't fuck with Wonder Lisa and her Amazon brethren, folks! They'll fuck you up and shit!

[Lisa]

And clearly, she can dance!

[Timothy225]

And deflect the barbs thrown at her, too! Woman of many talents! Which is what all females should aspire to be!

Y'know, fuck Oprah. Where's MY talk show?

[Captain Russ]

oprah probably got that goooooood pussy

[IggytheBorg]

oprah probably got that goooooood pussy

I'm thinkin' Stedman must either be the biggest pussy whipped FAG on the fucking planet, or the world's studliest man.

Cuz there's no coexisting w/ Oprah as an equal, sugah. He's either knuckling under or taming that shrew behind the scenes.

[IggytheBorg]

Don't fuck with Wonder Lisa and her Amazon brethren, folks! They'll fuck you up and shit!

God help me, but all I kept thinking was "nice gams". I know, I know, I'M the guy Oprah warned you all about. I can't help it. I make cheap jizz jokes in cooking threads, too.