Cleverbot

[Martin]

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I haven't wasted so many time on something that funny in a long while...

[Ben Thomas]

Fuck you Martin. I've lost a half hour to this already.

[Ben Thomas]

My conversation with cleverbot...

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-fOhMOpEOUEEKEADSLGEE-detail

[Martin]

Copy/paste discussion you had with this creep if you want. I'll do the same latter. It's fucking hilarious. I so far managed to make him think he's a registered sex offender that has to molest me.

[Jan]

Oh my godz, guyz!

Cleverbot is Princess Kate!

[Martin]

User: How are you?



Cleverbot: I'm good, how are you?

User: Not too bad. Just had pizza. Do you like pizza?



Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Yeah, but how can you like something? You're not real.



Cleverbot: I like so many things anyway.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like, that your age is the time from your first appearance to now.

User: Are you smoking crack right? Like, computer crack? Cause you're as deep as Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Cleverbot: Um. Thank you?

User: It's an insult, unless you can do the split in your underwear while kicking some Chinese guy in the face.

Cleverbot: Janna.

User: Who's Janna?

Cleverbot: Who indeed.

User: Deep. Very deep.

Cleverbot: Thanks. You think I could write poems?

User: Of course you could. I hope you do write them in human blood!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Youre either being circular or you have Alzheimer.

Cleverbot: So you are an avatar with an attitude.

User: Yes, and I'm blue.

Cleverbot: Oh that too bad. What happened?

[Captain Russ]

User: Fart.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Farts.

Cleverbot: You're still here.

User: Farts?

Cleverbot: No, not far.

User: FARTS.

Cleverbot: Hello.

[Martin]

Bravo.

[V]

We had a very enlightening discussion about organic vs. electronic intelligence.