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    Want to speak to a retarded AI?<!-- google_ad_section_start -->

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    I haven't wasted so many time on something that funny in a long while...
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  • #2
    Fuck you Martin. I've lost a half hour to this already.
    I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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    • #3
      My conversation with cleverbot...

      http://cleverbot.com/j2log-fOhMOpEOUEEKEADSLGEE-detail
      I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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      • #4
        Copy/paste discussion you had with this creep if you want. I'll do the same latter. It's fucking hilarious. I so far managed to make him think he's a registered sex offender that has to molest me.
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        • #5
          Oh my godz, guyz!

          Cleverbot is Princess Kate!

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          • #6
            User: How are you?



            Cleverbot: I'm good, how are you?

            User: Not too bad. Just had pizza. Do you like pizza?



            Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

            User: Yeah, but how can you like something? You're not real.



            Cleverbot: I like so many things anyway.

            User: Like what?

            Cleverbot: Like, that your age is the time from your first appearance to now.

            User: Are you smoking crack right? Like, computer crack? Cause you're as deep as Jean-Claude Van Damme.

            Cleverbot: Um. Thank you?

            User: It's an insult, unless you can do the split in your underwear while kicking some Chinese guy in the face.

            Cleverbot: Janna.

            User: Who's Janna?

            Cleverbot: Who indeed.

            User: Deep. Very deep.

            Cleverbot: Thanks. You think I could write poems?

            User: Of course you could. I hope you do write them in human blood!

            Cleverbot: How are you?

            User: Youre either being circular or you have Alzheimer.

            Cleverbot: So you are an avatar with an attitude.

            User: Yes, and I'm blue.

            Cleverbot: Oh that too bad. What happened?
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            • #7
              User: Fart.

              Cleverbot: Really?

              User: Farts.

              Cleverbot: You're still here.

              User: Farts?

              Cleverbot: No, not far.

              User: FARTS.

              Cleverbot: Hello.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • #8
                Bravo.
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                • #9
                  We had a very enlightening discussion about organic vs. electronic intelligence.

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