12 Year Old Kid Fixin to Challenge Theory of Relativity

[BMichaelKrol]

You wanna feel really fucking stupid? Check out this video:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_841577.html

You don't want to know what I was preoccupied with at the tender age of 12. If you guessed D&D you are about half-right.

[Ed Hocken]

Ehhh, this kid will most likely go insane or be some kind of recluse. Being a physics genius will do that to ya.

[BMichaelKrol]

He'll probably end up in the steam tunnels, rigging the Frito Lay sweepstakes while teaching Gabe Jarrett a thing or two about life. All while watching fractal art on his monitor.

[Ed Hocken]

Someone rep this man!

[Timothy225]

Repped - that was fuckin' aces, BMichael!

[V]

'Lazlo' references will always earn rep here...

[Timothy225]

Kid's going to grow up and drill a young Patti D'Arbanville. I grew up and stress out whether or not a FedEx package will reach my boss in time for her presentation.

WHY DIDN'T I PAY MORE ATTENTION IN MATH CLASS?!?

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd rather not have have mild autism and be horrible at math. But good on this kid.

[BMichaelKrol]

Yeah, the autism thing sucks -- obviously -- but I dig the part where he says he can't use his whiteboard because it's filled with equations. Somehow, I don't think the equations are something like "Sally + ME = LOVE".

Isn't funny though how people like this have some kind of malady? It's like God is being a good DM and balancing out character power (18 Intelligence...well you get a strength of 6).

Look at Hawking. That guys is completely jacked up physically but absolutely kills it when it comes to physics (and he's a pretty great writer to boot). Meanwhile, I'm relatively physically normal and counting on my fingers is more my speed. Hurray for normalcy.

Anyway, I hope that kid busts Einstein's Theory of Relativity out the window. Bring that fucker down a peg or two.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah I wasn't trying to diminish what he can do, but you're right about how people like this do have some sort of malady.

[Timothy225]

I'd love to see more kids like him, doing stuff that might actually help us evolve, cure diseases, live in harmony with each other, nature and the universe, and gain a better understanding of creation and our place in it.

Or, if he can finally give us flying cars, that'd be cool, too.

[BMichaelKrol]

Yeah I wasn't trying to diminish what he can do, but you're right about how people like this do have some sort of malady.

Oh, sure. I bet you were all like, "Yeah! You can do math kid? Well, look at me not being all autistic and shit! HAHAHA FUCKER! I'm gonna be at the bar talking up chicks and you'll be all Beautiful Mind at your little window! EAT A BAG OF SALTED DICKS!"

[BMichaelKrol]

Or, if he can finally give us flying cars, that'd be cool, too.

I never understood why people thought flying cars were a good idea. Let me get this straight, you want the same assholes who can't keep their ground based cars in order access to the sky. Great plan.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh, sure. I bet you were all like, "Yeah! You can do math kid? Well, look at me not being all autistic and shit! HAHAHA FUCKER! I'm gonna be at the bar talking up chicks and you'll be all Beautiful Mind at your little window! EAT A BAG OF SALTED DICKS!"

Not gonna lie, that is all true.

[V]

"EAT A BAG OF SALTED DICKS!"

If I could rep you each and every day for that one phrase, I would...