12 Year Old Kid Fixin to Challenge Theory of Relativity

[Timothy225]

I never understood why people thought flying cars were a good idea. Let me get this straight, you want the same assholes who can't keep their ground based cars in order access to the sky. Great plan.

Damn straight. It'd be those same assholes who'd crash their flying cars into the ground first. Thins the herd.

[BMichaelKrol]

Damn straight. It'd be those same assholes who'd crash their flying cars into the ground first. Thins the herd.

Great idea.

Tim, you planning on living in the sky? Personally, I don't want some douchebag crashing into my house while I'm trying to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix. That would harsh my mellow, dude.

[Timothy225]

Not to worry. There'll be umbrellas for us land-dwellers. Worked (sort of) for Wile E. Coyote, and he was a Super Genius, so... y'know.

No, you're right, while the idea of a flying car would rock on so many levels, it'd have all sorts of problems as there are far too many folks that can't even park correctly, are clueless as to how one makes a proper left-hand turn, or can't comprehend what an accelerator is for that would suddenly demand such technology. These would be the same heads of knuckle that would somehow have an air car up on blocks in their yard.

Besides, I live in NJ. If it means an end to building roads and the kickbacks associated with such endeavors, flying cars will never happen here.

[Matt]

screw the flying cars...I just want a holodeck so that I can retreat from reality PERMANENTLY.

Oh, and mad rep on the 'Real Genius' riffage. My avatar approves.

[Ed Hocken]

Flying cars while a great idea in theory, is not such a good idea in practicality

It also allows everyone to pull their own 9/11 and there are already enough dead people on the roads.

[Abraham Smashington]

I just want my FUCKBOT.

[Ed Hocken]

I just want my cybernetics and nano machines.

Priorities people!

[Timothy225]

Priorities? Fine. I wants a TARDIS! And Iron Man armor!

[Ed Hocken]

Any particular outfit to go with the TARDIS?

[V]

I want a weapon that allows me the joys of disassociating someone at the molecular level...

You know, some kind of molecular disassociator.

[Ed Hocken]

You mean like the gun Marvin the Martian had?

[Nathan]

I want a weapon that allows me the joys of disassociating someone at the molecular level...

You know, some kind of molecular disassociator.

[BMichaelKrol]

I just want my FUCKBOT.

Fuckbot would be a great name for an all-female anime sci-fi band. I can see it now: smoke, lasers, and diminutive women in Sailor Moon costumes playing the keytar.

[Matt]

They'd probably sound like the band Rockbitch. Google them if you want, but be aware that it's VERY NSFW.

[Timothy225]

Any particular outfit to go with the TARDIS?

Kind of partial to this:



Could do it without the celery, though.

For the esteemed Mr. Krohl:



Now teach 'em to play!