Sober To Stupid In X

[Chris Miller]

" Oh, if you're getting Robitussin, bring me back one."

Hahaha

[BillyG]

Straight up codeine will slow your heart down to a slight palpitation, forget about it beating anymore. I stopped fucking with the shit when I was a freshman in college because I didn't want to pass out and fucking die. That said...

[Matt]

Too many stories.

My first good drunk was when I was 16, and that was off of peach schnapps. I still can't drink that shit.

I shared another story in my College thread regarding Bacardi 151. Yeeeeesh.

[Abraham Smashington]

My bro's wedding. That is all.

[Nathan]

My bro's wedding. That is all.

Would kill even for a transcript of your speech.

[Abraham Smashington]

Same here.

[Ed Hocken]

I still want a transcript of what Chris said when he was yelling at his soap.

[Timothy225]

My first good drunk was when I was 16, and that was off of peach schnapps. I still can't drink that shit.

I can't even look at peach schnapps. Not due to getting blotto, but because of the ex-girlfriend I shared a small bottle with and schtupped for the first time afterwards.

[B_Metal]

Would kill even for a transcript of your speech.

Same here.

See that's the problem with good drinking stories, usually the best ones are NOT told by the drunk cause he/she is usually to far gone to remember the fun details.

[PHEDG]

Yeah I wish there was video documentation to see how I managed to get stuck in the mud outside, then throw myself out of my wheelchair onto wet grass, determined but unable to take my shirt completely off.

[Abraham Smashington]

I ended up in Newport once with no shirt or shoes and left at the gas station after drinking too much tequila. I ended up hitching a ride with a hippy who smoked me up and let me play his bongos.

[Ed Hocken]

Wait just a goddamn minute,

You got a ride from Matthew McConaughey didn't ya?

[Abraham Smashington]

alright, alright, alright

[Timothy225]

Wait just a goddamn minute,

You got a ride from Matthew McConaughey didn't ya?

"Rob? You've seemed so... distant... lately. You lose my number?"

[Lisa]

I can't even look at peach schnapps. Not due to getting blotto, but because of the ex-girlfriend I shared a small bottle with and schtupped for the first time afterwards.

Mmmm... peach schnapps! A friend of mine at college used to make the BEST Fuzzy Navels! I had a good buzz going on most of senior year thanks to those.

See that's the problem with good drinking stories, usually the best ones are NOT told by the drunk cause he/she is usually to far gone to remember the fun details.

See, I'm normally able to stop drinking before I do anything really bad, but not so soon that I don't do anything goofy. And it's kind of conscious - "I can't believe I'm trying to climb up in the bouncer's lap, but I can't seem to not do it either."