Cool Stuff I've Bought from Rerb: The Amazon.com Thread!

[B_Metal]

Doc Brown's not gonna be happy but if Ceej has to go, he's gotta go.

[IggytheBorg]

I'll do what I can to help.

Even if that means selling Ceej to the Libyans.

They don't want him; they want their Plutonium back.

[B_Metal]

We'll sell them his ability to freestyle. Libyans LOVE mixtapes, it's science.

[Timothy225]

Sell Ceej to the Libyans? Oh, sure, Rob would make a pile of cash now. But what about next time funds run short?

Nah, best to take advantage of the newly svelte Mr. Larson and put his lily white ass on the ladies' club circuit. Whatever the Libyans would offer for some freshly squeezed CJ, our boy could make that in a week, shakin' what his momma gave him for some divorcees and such. Add in his freestylin' and mad beats, and a good marketing strategy, and Rob will be like Scrooge McDuck, swimming in mountains of gold coins.

Hmmm... might want to prime the pump a bit. Get the girls excited. I'm thinking a CJ themed calendar, showing off his newfound dedication to a healthy lifestyle. At the very least, a call to Playgirl must be in the offering. Worked wonders for Burt Reynolds.

[B_Metal]

Great plan Tim. But what about the Libyans? You think they'll forget us crawfishing on this deal?

[BillyG]

Ceej lost too much weight. You're gonna have to go to Somalia for a decent price on him.

[B_Metal]

Hahahaha, yesssssss.

[Timothy225]

Great plan Tim. But what about the Libyans? You think they'll forget us crawfishing on this deal?

Send 'em BillyG instead. He always used to snipe at Ceej when they worked the Chippendales circuit back in the day.

Ceej lost too much weight. You're gonna have to go to Somalia for a decent price on him.

See? Meow!

[B_Metal]

Tim, you're my bro and all but we ain't selling no gingers around here. NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!

[IggytheBorg]

Because I'm a nostalgic fuck, I'm gonna post the yearly X-mas Amazon haul here, even though the Way is Shut. It Was Made By Those Who Are Dead. And the Dead Keep it. The Way is Shut.

CD's:

Genius: the Very Best of Ray Charles
Strong Persuader - Robert Cray
The Very Best of Poco
They Can't All be Zingers: The Best of Primus
MOthership Connection: Parliament Funkadelic
FIshbone
In the Court of the Crimson King - King Crimson
Powerslave - Iron Maiden
Master of Puppets - Metallica
Miscellaneous Debris - Primus
Transcandental Highway - Colin Hay

Books:

Marvel COmics, The Untold Story
Shatterday - Harlan Ellison
Hell House - Richard Matheson
Dr. Sleep - Stephen King
The Fall: The Strain, Book 2 - Guillermo Del Toro
Horns - Joe Hill
Starfishers Book 3: Stars End - Glenn Cook
The Woman - Jack Ketchum
The Year's Best Dark Fantasy & Horror 2011
Best New Horror v. 22

[Anderson]

Because I'm a nostalgic fuck, I'm gonna post the yearly X-mas Amazon haul here, even though the Way is Shut. It Was Made By Those Who Are Dead. And the Dead Keep it. The Way is Shut.

CD's:

Genius: the Very Best of Ray Charles
Strong Persuader - Robert Cray
The Very Best of Poco
They Can't All be Zingers: The Best of Primus
MOthership Connection: Parliament Funkadelic
FIshbone
In the Court of the Crimson King - King Crimson
Powerslave - Iron Maiden
Master of Puppets - Metallica
Miscellaneous Debris - Primus
Transcandental Highway - Colin Hay

Books:

Marvel COmics, The Untold Story
Shatterday - Harlan Ellison
Hell House - Richard Matheson
Dr. Sleep - Stephen King
The Fall: The Strain, Book 2 - Guillermo Del Toro
Horns - Joe Hill
Starfishers Book 3: Stars End - Glenn Cook
The Woman - Jack Ketchum
The Year's Best Dark Fantasy & Horror 2011
Best New Horror v. 22

That Marvel book is fucking awesome. A ton of shit that I didn't even know about in there. Plus, I discovered the Power Pack tv movie/pilot because of it.

[Abraham Smashington]

is that book a giant oversized book?

[Anderson]

is that book a giant oversized book?

I got the paperback version for 10 bucks and change. It's thick, but not oversized.

[Abraham Smashington]

oh then it must not be the one I'm thinking of. I saw a giant XMEN behind the scenes type book at Barnes and Noble the other day and it had some cool stuff in it, but no bookshelf would have held it so I passed.

[IggytheBorg]

I forgot to mention the clip on nipple rings for my wife, & the soft core DVD's featuring Amy Miller & Lorissa McComas.