Happy Halloween!

[Captain Russ]

*salutes shorts*

[Lisa]

Just rechecked the line-up for Chiller Theatre Halloween weekend, and they've added a few more guests, including Lita Ford and GINGER LYNN! (Paging Matt!)

I can hear Matt's shrieks of happiness all the way from here!

[Timothy225]

But, alas, Matt is all the way out in Minnesota. Shrieks of happiness? Nay! More like shrieks of outrage!

Unless Matt decides to come visit NJ in time for the show!

[V]

But, alas, Matt is all the way out in Minnesota. Shrieks of happiness? Nay! More like shrieks of outrage!

Unless Matt decides to come visit NJ in time for the show!

According to her website, she will do 'special' live shows...

[Nathan]

According to her website, she will do 'special' live shows...

Hope she has a time machine for that.

[V]

"Special Live Show"= partially nude gyrations, BJ(but she don't swallow), and your wallet being $5K lighter.

Thanks... but no thanks.

[IggytheBorg]

But, alas, Matt is all the way out in Minnesota. Shrieks of happiness? Nay! More like shrieks of outrage!

Unless Matt decides to come visit NJ in time for the show!

Cookout at my house if he does!

[V]

I'll boil the spuds!

[Nathan]

"Special Live Show"= partially nude gyrations, BJ(but she don't swallow), and your wallet being $5K lighter.

Thanks... but no thanks.

You seem to be a man of experience.

[IggytheBorg]

I refuse to clean Matt's pants post convention in my washer, however.

[V]

You seem to be a man of experience.

An old acquaintance of mine, actually...

And he claimed the experience was 'worth every penny'.

Fucking retard.

[Nathan]

$5k for a washed up pornstar to sort of strip, and suck you off without swallowing?

[V]

Yep... go figure.

I don't need a porn star. I make women feel like porn stars.

Well-fed porn stars, actually... since dinner is usually involved.

[Nathan]

No piece of ass is worth $5k.

[V]

Well... he had more money than sense, anyway.