The Fucked up News of the Day

[Timothy225]

So, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the middle class shrinks every day.

"You say you want a revolution, wellll, you know..."

[V]

The American people do not have the balls to start a revolution anymore.

The future will suck... and I'm glad I will die before most of you, so I will not have to see it.

[Timothy225]

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Vin. The right circumstances, the right rabble-rouser, and BOOM! Regime change! It'll happen someday. In our lifetime? Who can say?

[BillyG]

The only thing needed for revolution is four missed meals.

[Timothy225]

Oh, cruel, cruel, irony! Mr. Hansen? Why don't you take a seat?

[PHEDG]

I dunno. Cheating on your wife is far from having sex with kids. He'll keep his job.

[Martin]

Hey Rob!

Charlie Sheen + Juggalos.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

I hope he gets stoned in the face.

[Timothy225]

Why the fuck can't I find a pic of Sheen dressed as a clown from that movie of his (The Chase, with Kristy Swanson)? Would be so apropos here.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I dunno. Cheating on your wife is far from having sex with kids. He'll keep his job.

Yeah as much as I'm disgusted by lying/cheating on your loved one, it's kinda only sorta nowhere near the same galaxy as trying to fuck a child.

[Chris Miller]

Hey Rob!

Charlie Sheen + Juggalos.

I'm very disappointed in Brian Posehn.

[Timothy225]

This irks me no end. Seriously? A fan does the right thing by Derek Jeter and the Yankees are nice enough to hook the guy up with some great stuff as a reward, and the IRS has to stick their nose in?

Hope the stuff gets logged in as a gift, and thus no taxes.

[Matt]

Jeter will probably pay it for the guy.

[FilmNerdJamie]

If you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have to go throw up.