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[B_Metal]

Should be an attempted murder charge in my opinion.

[Captain Russ]

Well, thanks for that.

Finally, the Justice Department has taken a tough line on marijuana too. Federal prosecutors say they won't go after sick people. But late last month, they warned that big medical marijuana shops aren't exempt from federal prosecution if they distribute the drug, even in states where medical marijuana is legal.

But hey, at least they aren't going after the suffering or the dying. GOOD JOB, FELLAS!

[Martin]

If you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have to go throw up.

Should be an attempted murder charge in my opinion.

Yup. What a fucking cunt. Bitch can't handle a divorce? I hope her face meet battery acid.*

* Yes, it sound misogynistic. But I'd be as harsh if a douchebag mutilated his wife in the same manner. Like the pieces of shit that practices genital excision.

[Timothy225]

Agreed, messing with someone's genitals - male, female, or in between - is WRONG. Any punishment one gets from fucking around with another person's privates is never harsh enough IMO.

Jeez, if they were divorcing anyway, chances are damn good she'd walk out the winner by getting half his shit and a huge chunk of change. This shit was not necessary at all.

[Captain Russ]

You don't fire (or in this case, divorce) crazy, Michael.

[B_Metal]

His dick was MINCED for fucks sake. Foreveraloneface.jpg

[Martin]

I would have given her some Badass points™ for cooking it and feeding it to him, if he'd fucked her sister, that is.

[Timothy225]

I keep flashing back to Roger Bart's circumcision from hell in Hostel 2. Yeah, he had that one coming, but that's a fuckin' movie.

[Martin]

I haven't seen Hostel 2. Is it worth the time?

[Timothy225]

It's worth a viewing - some gruesome kills, especially from the outset as it concludes the storyline from the first film before jumping feet first into a new one. This time, however, women take the center stage.

[B_Metal]

All I know is cutting someone's privates off should be a death penalty offense. Whether the victim is male or female.

[Shit Dickface]

I can't watch horror movies with women being tortured. It just grabs a part of my soul and fucks with it, hard.

[B_Metal]

That's because you're a female in your present life.

[Matt]

I can't watch horror movies with women being tortured. It just grabs a part of my soul and fucks with it, hard.

Same. I have a really hard time with violence against women.

[Captain Russ]

Agreed.