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  • #16
    It's really not a good film, Russ. Seriously. I'm told that the book that it came from was great, but the movie that resulted from it is an embarrassment.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • #17
      I've gotta add it to the Mike Mann libarry.

      If Public Enemies has a spot, The Keep gets one.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #18
        'the Keep' doesn't look or feel like a Michael Mann film, though. Seriously, it's an amateurish affair that's totally embarrassing. I torrented it about a year and half ago and BARELY made it through the film.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #19
          Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

          (the stills of the creature look fucking awesome in the Täschen book...)
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #20


            Been awhile since I saw it, but apart from Ian McKellen I only remember Molasar (above). Cool-ass monster!

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            • #21
              Tim Burton's Superman...
              Me quick one want slow

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              • #22
                Had to go there, didn't you, Russ?

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                • #23
                  Old habits...
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #24
                    Are we considering Anthony Hopkins to be one of the great masters? Because I'm telling you, I loved his moments in "Dracula" when he's describing Lucy's fate.

                    Van Helsing: I want you to bring me, before nightfall, a set of postmortem knives.
                    Doctor Jack Seward: An autopsy? On Lucy?
                    Van Helsing: No, no, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart.

                    Mina Harker: How did Lucy die? Was she in great pain?
                    Professor Abraham Van Helsing: Yeah, she was in great pain! Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace.
                    2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                    INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                    • #25
                      Something tells me that we're gonna have a TON of new Hopkins fodder once 'Thor' hits.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • #26
                        I still think Blessed would've made a great Odin.

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                        • #27
                          LOKI'S ALIVE???!!!
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #28
                            Shit, put Blessed in damn near any film, and he'd rock it like nobody else:

                            As the Emperor in Dune: PAUL IS MUAD'DIB?

                            As Tod in Parenthood: THAT IS ONE MESSED UP LITTLE DUDE!

                            Brokeback Mountain: I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by LisaNY View Post
                              Are we considering Anthony Hopkins to be one of the great masters? Because I'm telling you, I loved his moments in "Dracula" when he's describing Lucy's fate.

                              Van Helsing: I want you to bring me, before nightfall, a set of postmortem knives.
                              Doctor Jack Seward: An autopsy? On Lucy?
                              Van Helsing: No, no, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart.

                              Mina Harker: How did Lucy die? Was she in great pain?
                              Professor Abraham Van Helsing: Yeah, she was in great pain! Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace.
                              HAHAHAH! That was great. Good call!
                              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                                Shit, put Blessed in damn near any film, and he'd rock it like nobody else:

                                As the Emperor in Dune: PAUL IS MUAD'DIB?

                                As Tod in Parenthood: THAT IS ONE MESSED UP LITTLE DUDE!

                                Brokeback Mountain: I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!
                                I tried repping you, Tim. I really, really did.

                                I could watch Brian Blessed read from the phone book.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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