Random Cheesy Movie Quotes From Master Thespians That Make You Smile

[V]

Self-explanatory...


"Flying blind on a rocket cycle?"

[Nathan]

"Mason, how about a popper?"

[Timothy225]

"I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!"

[Matt]

'GORDON'S ALIVE???!!!'

Also:
'You Loony Bird, get outta here!'
'Tell me more about this man Houdini'

[Nathan]

"I am Zed. I am an exterminator."

[Nathan]

"You are great, I am great! I gave you that!"

[Timothy225]

"Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first."

[Ed Hocken]

Oh how I wish Orson Wells' actually said "Filled with deliciousness and green peaness."

[Timothy225]

That rant from Welles is the funniest fucking thing ever... "Why? I did it right!"

[Matt]

is that the one where he offers to go down on the guy recording the voice over?

[Ed Hocken]

He does!? This I gotta here.

[Matt]

It's a sarcastic comment, like 'if you can do better I'll go down on you'. Pretty funny.

[Captain Russ]

A related question: when (if ever) is the fucking Keep being released on teh VHS and Laserdiscs?

All I have are stills and my Mike Mann books to go on...

[V]

Still no dvd, though...

[Captain Russ]

AAAAAAARGH