Kids in commercials

[Nathan]

It made me too uncomfortable. Will never watch it again, yo.

[Abraham Smashington]

RIP Justin and Harold...

[Nathan]

Yeah. Fucked up that is.

[Ed Hocken]

So who here is not a fan of Armour™ hot dogs?

[Timothy225]

I favor Oscar Meyer commercials myself. A Weinermobile trumps all.

[V]

So who here is not a fan of Armour™ hot dogs?

Kids eviscerated, then stuffed with Armour™ Hot Dogs.

Kids thrown under the Wienermobile.

Kids launched from a ballista.

[Abraham Smashington]

I just think of Demolition Man when I think of Armour Hot Dogs.

[Nathan]

I just think of Demolition Man when I think of Armour Hot Dogs.

HA! Same here.

[Ed Hocken]

Heh Heh weiner whistle Heh Heh

[Lisa]

This is the first in a series of threads.

Kids in Restaurants.

Kids in Restrooms.

Kids in Movie Theaters.

Kids in Lingerie Stores.

Next topic by Anderson:

"A child's laughter: WORSE THAN FUCKING HITLER!"

Kids in my basement.

Kids on spikes

Kids under a bus.

I could do this ALL day!

Kids eviscerated, then stuffed with Armour™ Hot Dogs.

Kids thrown under the Wienermobile.

Kids launched from a ballista.

(*A happy tear is rolls down my face*) I love this thread... you are truly my people.

The kid I still hate the most in a commercial was this one little fucker in a KFC commercial about four years ago. Their mom has phoned in to ask them what they want from KFC, and the brat's older sister is on the phone with her, asking for whatever kind of chicken she wants - extra crispy drumsticks or a three piece or something. But because little brother wants popcorn chicken, the little douchenozzle grabs the phone out of his sister's hand, and then in this voice just dripping with overconfidence and smarm, says to his mother, "She wants popcorn chicken - TRUST ME!" To this day, that kid still sets my teeth on edge.

[Matt]

thread of the day right here.

[Ed Hocken]

From furious anger to unbrideled joy in under three hours. That's the BDR way.

[Lisa]

Hey, I've been busy today! I'd like to think I brought it back to the furious anger it was intended for.

[Matt]

Great vengeance and furious anger...Lisa is channelling Jules.

[Ed Hocken]

I think by the very nature of this thread, Lisa. You know that's not going to happen. In essence, that dog will not hunt.