I write like....

[Ed Hocken]

I write like David Foster Wallace. Poor dead hung-himself David Foster Wallace.

It's the footnotes.

[Chris Miller]

I write like David Foster Wallace. Poor dead hung-himself David Foster Wallace.

Same here.

[Nathan]

Same here.

CHAD SMITH is BIG drummer
Hi is *''LEGEND''* = David Foster Wallace

[Matt]

I write like Helen Keller. Huh.

[BillyG]

I write like Helen Keller. Huh.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAA

[Lisa]

I write like Helen Keller. Huh.

Hmmm? Whut?

[Howard]

Must you crap on everything I do?


BTW it says you write like Ursula LeGuin.

I gave it a longer (more representative) taste of my writing. The result? Vladimir Nabokov.

[Anderson]

I threw three reviews into the box at random.

I got

1) David Foster Wallace
2) Vladimir Nabokov
3) Raymond Chandler

Then, I did three sections out of the same review and I got

1) William Shakespeare
2) David Foster Wallace
3) David Foster Wallace


What's funny is that people are taking this shit seriously when the creator isn't even an English speaker.

[Howard]

I know. I started a new wave this afternoon. I almost feel guilty.

[IggytheBorg]

Aparently, I too write like David Foster Wallace. Until this thread, I had never heard of him. I suspect this thing has a pretty limited database.

[B_Metal]

I got Dr. Seuss. WTF?

[Lisa]

Ehh, consider yourself lucky. At least we all know who he is!

[V]

I've done it six fucking times with different fucking samples of my fucking work, and it STILL fucking says Stephen fucking King!

I'm afraid.

[Captain Russ]

My writing is sophomoric, immature, idiotic, postmodern to the point of resembling alphabet soup.

I predict it saying I write like a 4chan lurker. Or a writer for a Seltzer/Friedberg joint.