I write like....

[Ed Hocken]

There's some new thing on the internet that analyzes your text and compares you to a famous writer.

So I entered in that story of how got some action a while back and it told me that I wrote like Raymond Chandler.

Here's the site if you want to try it.

[Howard]

We all have Facebook (well, except maybe one person - not naming names - who persists in using clay tablets) and today there has been a plethora of Facebook users using that little toy generator (except me, because I know I'm an original writer and that generator would be confused and unable to determine whom I write like the most). My point? It doesn't really analyze your writing. It's a random name generator.

[Ed Hocken]

Must you crap on everything I do?


BTW it says you write like Ursula LeGuin.

[B_Metal]

I'm usually the first to give Ed shit but damn Howard you are kind of all up in his ass the last few days.

I LOVE IT! Please continue.

[Howard]

Well, I'm not getting sex and I'm not able to self-medicate so I'm a tad bit cranky. Still, if this had been posted by Jake or Billy I would have responded the same way so I'm not singling Ed out.

[B_Metal]

But the question is WHY aren't you singling Ed out?

Lulz, J/K Ed.

[Ed Hocken]

Figured as much, B. Carry on.

[B_Metal]

I am, I will also get you those depends in the mail ya big baby.

[Timothy225]

Soooo, I tried this out using my Night of the Monkeys story, and apparently I write like William Gibson. Nothing remotely cyberpunk about my tale, but still...

[Captain Russ]

I apparently write like the contributors to Penthouse Forums.

I did not use this inaccurate pile of bandwidth to reach this conclusion.

[Nathan]

Well, I'm not getting sex and I'm not able to self-medicate so I'm a tad bit cranky. Still, if this had been posted by Jake or Billy I would have responded the same way so I'm not singling Ed out.

That goat was kinda cute. Just sayin'.

[Lisa]

I write like David Foster Wallace. Poor dead hung-himself David Foster Wallace.

[BillyG]

Well, I'm not getting sex and I'm not able to self-medicate so I'm a tad bit cranky. Still, if this had been posted by Jake or Billy I would have responded the same way so I'm not singling Ed out.

Man, don't go tossing me in with that bean lover! :-/

Also, apparently every person I know writes like David Foster Wallace. Stop using ellipsis people.

[V]

I inserted a post from these boards.

I write like Stephen King.

[B_Metal]

Good Stephen King though, right?