Erf day

[Howard]

What? You're not using whale oil? For shame.

[Lesley]

This makes me think of the girl I sit next to at work. She recycles paper and plastic bottles....... put SHE PRINTS FUCKING EVERYTHING. She doesn't even know why she prints things sometimes. And she will print an entire document, just to rescan the first 2 pages. Um - ever heard of print to PDF?!

I swear, there are like 10 dead trees on her desk right now.

[V]

This makes me think of the girl I sit next to at work. She recycles paper and plastic bottles....... put SHE PRINTS FUCKING EVERYTHING. She doesn't even know why she prints things sometimes. And she will print an entire document, just to rescan the first 2 pages. Um - ever heard of print to PDF?!

I swear, there are like 10 dead trees on her desk right now.

Put her on the mailing list to one of those hardcore terrorist environmental groups. The gub'mint keeps track of those people!

[Matt]

This makes me think of the girl I sit next to at work. She recycles paper and plastic bottles....... put SHE PRINTS FUCKING EVERYTHING. She doesn't even know why she prints things sometimes. And she will print an entire document, just to rescan the first 2 pages. Um - ever heard of print to PDF?!

I swear, there are like 10 dead trees on her desk right now.

Man, I would totally hit that if I were single.

[Ed Hocken]

Is this the place where I can buy an S.U.X. 5000?

[Martin]

The wife loves to scratch Hummers with her keys. God bless her. That's what we do for Earth.

[Lisa]

Actually, I don't remember McDonald's having styrofoam containers at all.

Ahhh, "yutes."

Can't wait for lunch today. We're having BBQ'd Komodo Dragon in Baby Seal gravy...sounds AWESOME.

Mmmm, MMMMM!!!

"How bad did it hurt to get your ass handed to you by your ex-wife at the Oscars?"

HAH! I know, right?

Yo Lisa. Where do you want this truckload of Aquanet (in the aerosol can)?

Put them in the back of her new Hummer, Howard.

The makers of Aqua Net and all the animals they test it on WELCOME you to Earth Day! Plus, the hole in the ozone layer helps you see the lovely blue sky above!

And I would never drive a Hummer! Please, they're too high for my short little legs. I'm more comfy in the much smaller Lamborghini (rated one of the worst cars for the environment - like on a top ten list of the most environmentally awful cars, about four spots were taken up by Lamborghinis!).

So my office building is always bragging about how it's "going green" and all that. One guess what the building cafeteria put my turkey burger in? Yup - the styrofoam box from days of yore!

[Abraham Smashington]

I say fuck it. I won't be alive when the Erf dies.

[Ed Hocken]

That could be ten years from now.

[Matt]

I made a point to only grab 30 napkins at lunch today. I care.

[Abraham Smashington]

That could be ten years from now.

I had a good run.

[Ed Hocken]

Al Gore would be proud, Matt.

[Abraham Smashington]

Al Gore gets a pass because he invented the internet.

[V]

Strong fellow... moving all those tubes around.

[Lisa]

Oh, god, the "recycling is for queers" tag just made me fall over onto my keyboard!