Erf day

[Shit Dickface]

so hungry

[Ed Hocken]

You guys got any fried spotted owl, left?

[Anderson]

Sent a writer to an Earth Day event at FOX. I gave him a list of three questions to ask James Cameron.

Question 1 isn't that bad, I'm scared that Questions 2 and 3 will get him beat up.


Back to Earth Day proper, I'm going to try and run over fewer animals.

[Matt]

Back to Earth Day proper, I'm going to try and run over fewer animals.

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

[Anderson]

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

I was in the Explorer yesterday, when I hit 2 squirrels back to back. Fuckers exploded.

[Matt]

I was in the Explorer yesterday, when I hit 2 squirrels back to back. Fuckers exploded.

pics or it didn't happen.

[Anderson]

pics or it didn't happen.

I don't take pics when I'm flying down the road. I'm a responsible driver.

[nerdious dorkus]

More like /b/ day.

[Shit Dickface]

Question 1 isn't that bad, I'm scared that Questions 2 and 3 will get him beat up.

"How bad did it hurt to get your ass handed to you by your ex-wife at the Oscars?"
"On a scale of one to ten how much Na'vi porn have you personally drawn in your life, and how much of it stars you?"

[Howard]

Yo Lisa. Where do you want this truckload of Aquanet (in the aerosol can)?

[Matt]

Put them in the back of her new Hummer, Howard.

[BillyG]

Put them in the back of her new Hummer, Howard.

Ugh. My fucking dad has an H2. He said it's an investment for his property. Everyone gives him shit because, while it's a comfortable and luxurious vehicle, it has zero fucking use. He got the "truck" style, but there isn't even a bed on it. It's smaller than the trunk on a Neon. You might fit 2, 3 bodies in there. You could get 12, neatly arranged, in an old Caddy. So everytime he needs to haul something out to his property, he has to call me to borrow my truck. And I always commence the "HUMMER IS FOR THE PROPERTY DERP DERPDURP" ball busting.

And now he says he wants to buy a SECOND one. Even though they are closing. I'm begging him to get a fucking King Ranch Super Duty Ford. He can haul/tow to his heart's content, and have an interior just as luxurious as his Hummer. The really funny thing is, when I bought my truck he was jealous because I have all the amenities as his Hummer, more so in a few regards, PLUS it actually has a function and utility. Oh, and I spent about $30k less on it.

[V]

I don't take pics when I'm flying down the road. I'm a responsible driver.

Don't matter.

If you create a 'street treat', you have to take pics.

Now if you don't mind, I'm frying condor legs...

[Shit Dickface]

"Brain Dead Radio: We care about the environment too. Promise!"

[BillyG]

I'm gonna take my time machine (which I left running on good ol' fashion oil instead of the new fuel replenishable fuel) and get some dodo eggs to fry for lunch.