ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Lesley]

Went to bed at like 10:30 last night. Felt all old like. BUT THEN:

Woke up at 8:30
sex
coffee
Had chicken fried steak, cheesy hashbrowns, eggs and toast for breakfast
WENT TO THE ZOO AND IT WAS GLORIOUS
Started to rain, went to Mall of America
Bought some cool shit for our place
Went to IKEA and bought more shit for our place
came home and started drinking
2 FULL DAYS OF DOING NOTHING ARE AHEAD OF US

YESSSssssssss

Yesterday was awesome. Thankfully we had really nice weather while we were at the zoo - especially since they were predicting rain/thunderstorms all weekend. Looks like we won't be as blessed today or tomorrow with the nice weather unfortunately.

[Ingrid]

The sister, BIL and kids just left about an hour ago. One glorious day of not doing a GD thing. AHHHHHHHH.

[Lola]

Since I couldn't have Vincent until tomorrow,I drove to Hilton Head to visit my sister. We went out on the boat,stopping at sandbars during the low tide to search for fossilized megalodon teeth. I did find some kind of vertebrate. Came back to chill with some drinks and we're having gator tail tonight for dinner.

[PHEDG]

Since I couldn't have Vincent until tomorrow,I drove to Hilton Head to visit my sister. We went out on the boat,stopping at sandbars during the low tide to search for fossilized megalodon teeth. I did find some kind of vertebrate. Came back to chill with some drinks and we're having gator tail tonight for dinner.

the sounds like an awesome time, and like something out of a murder mystery

[Timothy225]

Since I couldn't have Vincent until tomorrow,I drove to Hilton Head to visit my sister. We went out on the boat,stopping at sandbars during the low tide to search for fossilized megalodon teeth. I did find some kind of vertebrate. Came back to chill with some drinks and we're having gator tail tonight for dinner.

the sounds like an awesome time, and like something out of a murder mystery

Or an H.P. Lovecraft story. Be careful of those who have the Innsmouth look, Lola.

[Anderson]

I got invited to a local swingers club all-nude camping odyssey this weekend.

I was weirded out by the invitation, then I remember it was because one of the members realized that I was from Louisville and wrote for CHUD. So, that happened.

I could've seen old nude DERP flapping around this weekend. I chose to do work and go swimming instead.

[Lola]

Nice choice

[Shit Dickface]

Saturday: Bussed it out to Sylvia's mom's place, went to her nephew/other aunt's birthday bash and ate a ton of pollo asado/carne asada, rice, beans, potato salad, cake, etc., then went to Chris and Bobbie's for their birthday bash and had a burger, two hot dogs, some mac and cheese type stuff, chips, crackers, salami, blue cheese, and goat cheese. Got baked off of my ass, Sylvia got a few beers in her, and we had a blast with a bunch of other comics/friends. Then we went back to her place, banged in the car, then came in and went to bed.

Sunday, we hung around pretty much all day, her mom made chorizo breakfast burritos, then we watched The Fighter. Her mom and sister left for another relative's party, we banged, showered, then went there and chowed down on more asada/cake/etc. Went back to her place and crashed.

Spent most of today helping her mom with stuff around the house (minor fix-it-up stuff) and then she made potato tacos, rice, beans, guacamole, and homemade salsa for lunch. Chowed down on that, watched a bunch of Party Down on Netflix. We stopped off at Gin's in Pasadena for sushi, drove around a bit, grabbed a small Oreo McFlurry to share, and then she just dropped me off. Great weekend all around!

[Shit Dickface]

ARGH I WANT GATOR TAIL.

Hell, I already ate everything else this weekend. Surprisingly I'm down five pounds.

[Matt]

Fuck everything. Just fuck it.

[Ingrid]

I would translate that as, "My weekend was not good/did not go as planned."

[V]

I got invited to a local swingers club all-nude camping odyssey this weekend.

I was weirded out by the invitation, then I remember it was because one of the members realized that I was from Louisville and wrote for CHUD. So, that happened.

I could've seen old nude DERP flapping around this weekend. I chose to do work and go swimming instead.

Godsdammit!

Not only could you have witnessed DERPKOK... but we could have annoyed you repeatedly and often with messages comprising solely of the words

OOTZ! OOTZ! OOTZ! OOTZ!

[BillyG]

Watching my niece for my sister this weekend, and I have to take her to the fucking kids' museum in half an hour. I tried convincing her the science museum is where its at, because FUCKING DINOSAURS but she wasn't buying it. I think she might not actually be part of this family now.

Then, going back to Mexico Deli again, and Alamo Drafthouse for Xmen, then the gf and niece are making us cupcakes ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea

[Anderson]

Well, after last weekend's swimming odyssey...I ended up with a compacted eardrum. Apparently, I'm allergic to Debrox and they had to do some special shit to clean out my ear and keep my eardrum from bursting.

The side-effect was that they deplugged my sinuses. I never knew I had so much snot in my body. Now, I've got a slight fever (no idea how that happened), my right ear feels like I got raped in it and I'm blowing snot chunks everywhere.

[Nathan]

*snotfist*