ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Lisa]

the missus (yes, its official).

Wonderful news! You deserve someone great, Ben! Have a great time today.

[Lesley]

Just got back from my siblings bday party. Was pretty fun. Lots of drinking ,eating, putting dents in my dad's van, getting a black eye, busting open elbows, and more. Good stuff.

OK - so we had some tasty food - wings, pulled pork sammies, potatoes, squash, cheesecake brownies...

We gave Riley a skateboard and the kids also have Ripsticks and they play in the driveway.... sometime hitting the cars...

Riley has a shit tone of NERF toys and has non-NERF bullets that are hard and one hit Rob in the eye and it started to swell a bit - but no black eye today, he is fine.

The kids were racing the Ripsticks and Sam must have hit something and she went forward on her elbows on the road and tore up her elbows/wrists and hands a bit. She is a tough girl though and is doing fine.

[Lisa]

Oh, that's good that it was just minor stuff (except for Rob getting hit in the eye area - that could have been nasty!). I was hoping it wasn't anything like a Hughes Family Rumble!

[Timothy225]

This afternoon is lunch out with the missus (yes, its official), Winter's Bone at my favourite cinema in town (The Cornerhouse, if you're asking) and then back to mine for Scrabble and The Crow.

Ah! A woman of refined and discerning taste! Well done, sir, and my most heartfelt congratulations to you two crazy kids!

We're expecting a live feed from the honeymoon, you realize, right?

[Anderson]

I've come to realize that if I have tickets for a localized event to give out, no one will want them.

Especially with a caveat.

[Shit Dickface]

I killed, but I was too nervous and blew past a handful of good punchlines. Shits.

[V]

I killed, but I was too nervous and blew past a handful of good punchlines. Shits.

Next time when you get nervous... picture me naked.

[Captain Russ]

Motherscratchin' cold punched me in the throat today.

I will now drink-hump it into submission.

Jake: awesome news. Ya busted your stage cherry like The Virgin Connie Swail. Proud of ya.

[Timothy225]

Wait ago, Jake! Here's hoping you become The Next Big Thing, so we can say "Jake? Ah, yes. We knew him when..." or "See that guy? The guy in the movie? The other guy? No, fuck Dane Cook. THAT GUY. YES! Jake! I used to talk to that guy online. Seriously! He had relationship problems and shit. Yeah, the guy that's banging Kelly Brook now. No, I do KNOW him! Honest! Hey, where are you going?"

[Ingrid]

Just dropped the sisters off at the airport. Had a blast with them this weekend and I feel very fortunate indeed that they were able to come up to see me. We went to Dayton's Oktoberfest yesterday, went out to dinner last night(here: http://www.theoakwoodclub.com/, yummy) and then went out to our local favorite haunt for post din-din cocktails and college football.

Now it's back to reality with laundry and dishes.

ETA: Will post pics soon of our night of debauchery.

[Captain Russ]

Wait ago, Jake! Here's hoping you become The Next Big Thing, so we can say "Jake? Ah, yes. We knew him when..." or "See that guy? The guy in the movie? The other guy? No, fuck Dane Cook. THAT GUY. YES! Jake! I used to talk to that guy online. Seriously! He had relationship problems and shit. Yeah, the guy that's banging Kelly Brook now. No, I do KNOW him! Honest! Hey, where are you going?"

Yeah, I knew him when he was still boardin' while poopin' /hipstercomedykitty

[Shit Dickface]

Next time when you get nervous... picture me naked.

Shit, I do that anyway.

Plus I had four cups of coffee with my breakfast...an hour before class...so I might as well have been on speed.

[Captain Russ]

No beer in the fridge (this. a. outrerge.).

Threw some tequila and cointreau together.

Sittin' my fat dumbshitface down to watch some fuckin' premiers like the rest of the earf.

[Lisa]

Yaaaay, Jake! Way to get the cherry popped! Don't worry, you'll be less nervous next time, and it'll go smoother.

Ingrid, so glad you had fun with your sisters!

[Ed Hocken]

Recorded an episode
Attended a housewarming, wasn't bad
Bought items for costume through Rherb's Amazon link