ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[BillyG]

Went to The Shining feast at the Alamo last night. Not the best of the feasts I've attended. I didn't really like any of the beers, the Breckinridge Autumn Ale was the best, but I wouldn't pick it out for myself. I didn't like the salad either, tons of mushrooms and Blackberry dressing did nothing for me. Now, the pork shoulder soup and beef tenderloin, that was some serious shit right there.

They had a door set up near the exit and before the feast started they bust it down with an axe and did the Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny. Pretty cool way to start it off. All the tables had party hats and poppers and stuff like that, as well as small mirrors so you could read the menu. When you came in they asked everyone to sign a really badass Overlook Hotel 4th of July 1921 guest list on awesome parchment paper. I wanted to steal an empty page of it so bad. Here's the incredible menu they printed up as well.

[Ben Thomas]

Lots of luck, Jake. I can't imagine how nervous you must be.

[Shit Dickface]

Nervous, but it's cool! One thing I learned helping with soundchecks: You generally really can't see SHIT onstage when you're performing thanks to the lights, save for the people in the front row.

Also it is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock and I have to go run an errand on Beverly. This is gonna suuuuck

[Timothy225]

Hip deep in a DVD movie marathon at the moment, thanks to my best buddy and his... "connections".

What be on the agenda, you ask?

Piranha 3D
Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D
Bitch Slap (yeah, yeah... I know)
Sorority Row
Add into this mix Ninja Assassin later tonight on cable, and reruns of Spartacus: Blood and Sand tonight and tomorrow, and I've hit my cheesy entertainment quota for September! Bring on October and the monster movies!

[Ben Thomas]

Having a bit of a fest myself. So far Way of the Gun and Public Enemies. Might go with Leon: Director's Cut for the closer.

[V]

Having a bit of a fest myself. So far Way of the Gun and Public Enemies. Might go with Leon: Director's Cut for the closer.

Ooo! Good call, that!

[Shit Dickface]

fuck I need to buy Way of the Gun already

[Lisa]

They had a door set up near the exit and before the feast started they bust it down with an axe and did the Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny. Pretty cool way to start it off.

Very cool!

[Shit Dickface]

Chris gave me a ride to do the errand I needed to do so fuck yes tonight rules now that I saved about an hour of foot-time

[Abraham Smashington]

Go in there and poop while shes taking the shower, Jake. That will let you know her level of interest right away. Poop loudly.

This is the best piece of advice I think I've seen on these boards.

[Abraham Smashington]

Just got back from my siblings bday party. Was pretty fun. Lots of drinking ,eating, putting dents in my dad's van, getting a black eye, busting open elbows, and more. Good stuff.

[Shit Dickface]

*whitetrashfist*

[Howard]

Hell, I'll bite. What happened?

[Lisa]

Oh, yah, you have to explain that one to us, plz!

[Ben Thomas]

This afternoon is lunch out with the missus (yes, its official), Winter's Bone at my favourite cinema in town (The Cornerhouse, if you're asking) and then back to mine for Scrabble and The Crow.