Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge
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Bad Jake! Nice, attractive girl, with a brain in her head and delightful personality? You have ROMANTIC, PASSIONATE, NICE SEX. FOR SEVERAL HOURS! You make her a terrific dinner, seduce her over a great bottle of wine, gaze into her eyes longingly, have a passionate embrace, carry her to your bedroom, and make sweet, sweet love to her! Then, the following morning, you make her breakfast in bed! And give her a foot massage! You want this girl to be overwhelmed by all that is Jake! When she tells her friends (and she will) you want her to say "Oh, sure, I've had boyfriends before... but then Jake showed up and... oh, Jake! (quivers uncontrollably)"
Kids today!
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