ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Nathan]

Thought she quit?

[Abraham Smashington]

Cut down to 4 a day.

[Abraham Smashington]

Gonna give her massive shit when we're out therei n a few weeks.

[Nathan]

4 a day is still better than multiple packs like dear old dad. Had his heart attack almost 20 years ago.

[Ed Hocken]

At the cost of what a pack goes for these days. The jew in me is horrified by the amount you have to spend.

[Abraham Smashington]

4 a day is shit when both her son and his awesome girlfriend quit for her. haha

[Ed Hocken]

Makes sense

[Shit Dickface]

At the cost of what a pack goes for these days. The jew in me is horrified by the amount you have to spend.

The me in me is horrified by the amount I have to spend. It's definitely not as wasteful as my drinking jag a year ago was (pretty much like $10/day on booze at minimum), but fuck it's still expensive.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm waiting for the day they start taxing soda. Which isn't a bad idea actually.

[Lisa]

I used to work with a girl who had throat cancer TWICE and still kept smoking. I just don't get it.

[Ed Hocken]

She smoked through the throat hole, didn't she?

[Lisa]

I'm waiting for the day they start taxing soda. Which isn't a bad idea actually.

They're trying to do that in NY, and it doesn't bother me. It's shit and it's bad for you. It's not like they're taxing milk and vegetables. And man, you should see the PSA commercials of people protesting the tax. They keep showing the humble working class families and small grocery store owners, weeping how they have a budget, and how this hurts families to tax their "drinks" as they phrase it. Bullshit. With childhood obesity on the rise, and the damage it causes to your kids' teeth, then just don't buy the crap - there (because, believe me - I remember being a kid and just wanting nothing more to drink than sugary sodas. It's liquid candy, what kid doesn't want it?). Problem solved - then they won't get overly taxed. These stupid commercials making these weepy pleas to "stop harming families" is such a load, I've never heard of such a thing.

Guess what you won't get taxed for? Milk. Water. Iced tea. A Brita filter costs $6, and gives you a month of clean, fresh water with no sugar. I don't pity the people who are whining about the soda tax in NY, not one bit. Hey, I may even lay off of them if it gets too expensive - it's better for me. I'm not about to wring my hands over a tax on something that's bad for you.

[Abraham Smashington]

PARENTS NEED TO PARENT. KEEP GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY GODDAMN SODA.

[Ed Hocken]

PARENTS NEED TO PARENT. KEEP GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY GODDAMN SODA.

They'll take my faygo from my cold dead hands!

[Shit Dickface]

I'd fight a pack of Mel Gibsons for Waffle House right now, and I ain't even stoned.